Ben Lait

[Ben Lait @Mr_Lait]

@Uber_Support I received a text message from Uber saying someone has signed up to be a driver using my name and phone number.

[The Tactical Times @Tactical_Times]

Sky Sports handled the Salah bids horribly. Never any indication a deal would happen, nothing from the player or his agent to say he wanted it to. Just gutter bile coverage straight from the Rupert Murdoch playbook. So desperate for a story they just pretend it exists.

[Ben Lait @Mr_Lait]

@Uber I think you’ve overcharged me by accident. You’ve charged me £144 for a journey home which cost me £30 going the other way earlier in the night. I assume your surcharge doesn’t go as high as 5x just because it’s New Year’s Eve?

[Jaack @Jaack]

What a fucking mental day of Premier League football! Which game did you guys choose to watch?! I pay for BT, Sky & Amazon Prime and live in England so I had the choice of exactly zero games! 😍

[Hanna Liubakova @HannaLiubakova]

Today in a residential area in Kyiv, #Ukraine, an armored vehicle crashed a civilian car. Luckily, a man who was in a car survived. This is how Ukrainians are evacuating him from the demolished car.

I couldn't imagine that we would indeed wake up to this horror.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Weird for someone to resign over a party that didn't happen.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

While people lost their lives, No10 partied. While people stuck to the rules, No10 broke them. While the nation suffered, they joked.

This is absolutely sickening. They are laughing at us all. It's one rule for them and another for the rest of us.

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

A government Minister just confirmed in Parliament that there are no minutes to the meeting(s) that took place between Lord Bethell, Owen Paterson and Randox as part of Randox being awarded £600 million of contracts without any kind of tender or any process.

This is corruption.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

104 days after been fined £90m for dumping sewage into the environment and less than 12 hours after Gov voted to protect water companies and not our rivers, @SouthernWater were dumping sewage at 60, yes 60, different locations along the south coast of England.

#COP26 hypocrisy

[Ben Lait @Mr_Lait]

@TicketSwap I’ve been waiting for a response through your app regarding a ticket refund since last Friday. What’s going on???

[Giordan Giovanna @YourKingJordan]

Not a single word should be spoken before 9 am

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Anti-vaxxers protest BBC coverage of pandemic by storming a building in White City. A building the BBC vacated in 2013 and is now luxury flats. Is there a link between stupidity and anti-vax? Opinions vary but evidence is growing …

[Kate Robbins @KateRobbins]

Bringing Mona Lisa bang up to date

[Ben Lait @Mr_Lait]

https://t.co/hRU35ci5yP

[Ben Lait @Mr_Lait]

@Tesco not sure about this pizza dough on the left.... both in date.

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Did Boris just tear us a new one?
Or did he tier 4?
…I’ll see myself out.

…I’m back, not allowed out are we.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

White, black, brown, yellow, man, woman, transgender, gay, straight, Democrat, Republican, young, old, ALL of you will taste the same to the zombies.

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

This will go down as the biggest and best DHOTYA of all time.