MrPjs

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Stop asking girls stupid questions like "what is your favourite colour"❌

Ask questions like a man, not a child.

Here are 8 power questions that SEPARATES you from other men:

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

15 Securities Have Listed on the NSE by Introduction Since 2006

Company | Offer Price

1. Equity Bank: Ksh 90.00
2. CFC Insurance Holdings: Ksh 6.15
3. Trans Century: Ksh 50.00
4. Longhorn Publishers: Ksh 14.00
5. CIC: Ksh 3.50
6. Umeme: Ksh 8.80
7. Home Afrika: Ksh 12.00
8. Flame Tree: Ksh 8.00
9. Kurwitu Ventures: Ksh 1250.00
10. Nairobi Business Ventures: Ksh 5.00
11. Barclays New Gold ETF: Ksh 1205.16
12. BK Group: Ksh30.00
13. Homeboyz: Ksh 4.66
14. Shri Krishana Overseas: Ksh 5.90
15. Satrix MSCI World Feeder ETF: Ksh 761.00

Family Bank is set to become the 16th security to list on the NSE by introduction, at an offer price of Ksh 18.00, next Tuesday.

[loveLife @loveLifeNGO]

🚨🔥 [TRENDING] 🔥🚨

👀📺 Bo’Chommie: The Polygamist on Netflix has the whole country talking... and honestly? We’ve also run out of "YHOOOO!" 😭🫢💀

From 💔 childhood trauma, 😔 daddy issues, 💸 sugar daddies, 🦠 HIV & STIs, to the complicated realities of relationships and life choices — this show is serving conversations that many young people can relate to. 👏🏾🔥

Now tell us, Bantase 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

🔥 Which storyline had you shouting at the TV?
😳 Which character do you relate to the most?
💔 Which topic hit a little too close to home?

🚨 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS! Let's talk about it! 💬🗣️

#loveLifeZA
#ThePolygamist

[sHEGHERe @_shegHEE]

@mzee_ki A ram mates with around 15 ewes why is it that people especially women try hard to tame a man to one woman can never line with nature

[Earth DAD @NKang57]

@mzee_ki This is why advertisements are geared towards women, they fall for propaganda like Eve.

A movie on Netflix which is a machine that pushes various debauchery on society can easily influence their world view. Ridiculous

[LucidTheory @DoeXfactor]

These women never complained when movies like "ladies first " and "zhara" came out. Because that movie favoured their narrative of a woman having multiple men but now they are man because a movie has shown them how they behave when a man has it all ,they fight for that man and or are willing to share that man because he is a high value guy.

[Chief of Staff ZA 🇿🇦 @chiefofstaffZA]

If you survived all 22 episodes of The Polygamist, you deserve a cup of tea, counselling, and a warm blanket.

Because Jonasi Gomora is not a character you just watch.

He follows you into your thoughts.

Ladies, let us be honest. Many of you look at men like Jonasi from a distance and think, “That is the kind of man I want.”

But could you actually stand him in real life?

Could you live with that charm?
Those secrets?
That confidence?
That smooth talking?
That double life energy?
Meet Jonasi Gomora, played by the talented S’dumo Mtshali.
And my brother, S’dumo did not just act.
He delivered.
He nailed this role so well that Jonasi became more than entertainment. He became an eye-opener for society. Through this character, we saw what it really means to live with a man who knows how to smile in public while causing stress behind closed doors.

That is why this show hits differently.

Jonasi made some women appreciate their own husbands more, because sometimes people keep comparing their partners to what they see outside, without knowing the full story inside someone else’s home.

The grass always looks greener from far away.

Until you get close and realize it is being watered with secrets.

That “perfect man” you admire from outside might be a full-time problem inside the house.

S’dumo Mtshali deserves respect for this performance.

He made us laugh.
He made us angry.
He made us think.
He made us question what we call love, marriage, and loyalty.

Jonasi Gomora is dangerous because he is believable.

And that is powerful acting.

source: Netflix - EWN - Fakaza

[GISTE @ggiste]

Hii Nairobi mtu anauza phone chargers kwa mall, rent ni 250k na hatawai close shop. Mwingine anauza socks za watoto ananunua V8 engine kila 4 months. Mwingine ni matunda na stock ya 2,800 na anafly first class. Juzi mwengine niliona anauza asali na kila month ako Santorini. Alafu sasa ule anauzanga kijuku na watoto wako international schools ya 650k per term.

Ehhhh mailord!

Hauezi elewa kama ni the same city unastruggle na shop yako ya 15k pale sibidi..

Either mko tu humble hii life ama kuna kitu hamsemi..

King Eeid

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Except for Black November clearance sales, waiting rarely makes anything cheaper. It makes it worse.

Waiting to buy a stock you've been following drives the share price even higher—losing out on potential capital gains.

Waiting for a lumpsum to invest in a unit trust fund someday loses you interests from the little you can deposit today.

Waiting to build the house you desire will cost even more in two years—you might not afford it.

Time is your greatest ally. Just start!

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Paul Mwangi is a Kenyan-born entrepreneur running a New York Stock Exchange-listed company based in Southern California. He started his first business at age 23 over two decades ago, and it quickly generated $25 million in revenue.
The success landed his company on the stock exchange within just two years, making Mwangi one of the most influential Kenyans in California today.

Before moving to the United States, Mwangi grew up in Dandora, Nairobi. He dreamed of becoming a pilot, inspired by his uncle who worked at Kenya Airways. After finishing secondary school, he enrolled in a diploma in Avionics Engineering at Kenya Polytechnic. His pursuit of aviation later took him to the US, where he joined California State University.

Once settled in California, Mwangi shifted from aviation to business. Encouraged by his parents to explore other options, he ventured into entrepreneurship and built the company that would later list on the NYSE.

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Red Beacon Aeronautical is seeking a ferry pilot for a Cessna 208 Caravan (C-FWAW), prepped and ready for transport now.
Route: Oshawa Executive Airport (CYOO), Ontario, Canada → Wilson Airport (HKNW), Nairobi, Kenya.
Requirements:
-Canadian licence required (aircraft is Canadian registered)
--Cessna Caravan time required
Transatlantic ferry experience strongly preferred
-ASAP / immediate availability
This is a long-haul international ferry, trans-atlantic, on a turbine single, and the aircraft is ready to go. If you're qualified and available now — or know someone in your network who'd be a strong fit — please reach out.
Contact: Frederic Roy, 581-306-2654

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

I built an app that lets you know the cost of hiring an aeroplane or helicopter to any point in East Africa . Simply key in Airport code, google maps link or actual coordinates and the system calculates and shares all options available.
Try it here👇
https://t.co/wETnCowlbs

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹�� @TheAbojani]

The future of banking may not be about branches. It may be about reducing the number of steps it takes for a business to move money, pay suppliers, collect revenue or access financing.

Most customers never see the technology working behind the scenes. They simply notice when things become faster, simpler and more reliable.

This is why banks continue to invest heavily in digital infrastructure. Standard Chartered Bank Kenya, for example, has increasingly focused on digital transaction banking solutions that allow businesses to manage payments, collections and liquidity more efficiently.

The institutions that remove friction from commerce will ultimately create the most value for their customers.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Every shilling saved today echoes compound interest tomorrow and turns small sacrifices into generational wealth.

Automate savings like clockwork, diversify investments to weather any storm, and treat debt as a tool.

Stay disciplined when no one is watching, for that is when true character and true wealth is built.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

In stocks, whether dividend or value counters, quantity matters more than share price movements.

+20% share price appreciation for 5000 Kengen shares @ Sh 9 adds Sh 9,000 to your portfolio whereas +40% share price appreciation on 1000 Kengen shares @ Sh 9 adds only Sh 3,600.

If you have solid conviction on a business, buy more. If you'd invested Sh 40,000 in 500 DTB shares at Sh 80, you'd be sitting on Sh 30,000+ gains now.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

#WealthWednesday

1. track your spending: know where every shilling goes.

2. save 20% of your income: make savings a habit, not an afterthought.

3. build a 3-6 month emergency fund: protect yourself from life’s surprises.

4. invest early: the sooner you start, the more your money grows.

5. limit debt to 30% of your income: manage debt, don’t let it manage you.

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

⭐️ KCB & Equity : Ultimate Profits and Assets Kings
⭐️ I&M : Interesting growth stock to watch, now 4th largest by asset size after overtaking NCBA
⭐️ DTB : Most undervalued and probably underestimated bank
⭐️ StanChart, Absa, Coop, Stanbic : Unidisputed Dividend counters
⭐️NCBA, KCB : Upcoming dividend counters in their own rights
⭐️HFCB : Wildcard opportunity for any investor brave enough
⭐️BK Group : Most efficient listed banks (Absa style?)

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

2026 - 2030 presents great opportunity for GenZ and Millenials to build wealth.

1. Start with the low hanging fruits, the MMFs and Sacco share capital

2. You can then move to taking in more risks by buying at least 100 shares in the stock markets, start with growth stocks like Safaricom and mix it up with other undervalued stocks like I&M and ecen DTB

3. In a few years,you can use the money accumulated in your MMF to invest in government bonds. Or invest in real estate.

4.Once you feel you have created a solid wealth basket, then you can consider diversifying beyond Kenya

5. But the winning strategy has to be patience and consistency. Time is the most important factor, not speed.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Why MMFs remain essential despite interest in special funds lately

A Money Market Fund is a low-risk investment where many people pool money together.

That money is then used to buy very safe, short-term investments like:

- Treasury bills
- Commercial papers
- Fixed deposits

Think of it like a super-safe community savings box managed by professionals.

Why MMFs exist:
✓Keep your money safe

✓Give you returns higher than a normal savings account

✓Let you take your money out easily whenever you need it

How it works:
- You invest in the fund.

- Fund managers put the money into safe, short-term assets.

- You earn interest daily (paid monthly in most cases).

- You can withdraw anytime with little or no penalty.

Advantages of MMFs
✅ Low risk — invests in safe assets like government securities

✅ Better returns than bank savings accounts

✅ Liquidity — easy access to your money

✅ Professionally managed — you don’t have to stress over where to invest

Risks you should know:
Not totally risk-free — though the risk is very low

Returns change — they depend on market interest rates

Inflation risk — if inflation is high, your returns might not keep up.

Who should use MMFs?
- People who want safety + returns

- Anyone saving for short-term goals (1–12 months)

- Those parking cash before investing elsewhere

MMFs are like a super-charged savings account: safe, flexible, and better-paying.

Links for opening money market accounts:

ICEA LION
https://t.co/gY58fMj67x

Sanlam
https://t.co/ViOMArjG1q

CIC
https://t.co/kF8pQA0mnf