Mrs Gekara

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One wrong move and you will be on ARV's for life. Stop sleeping around!

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Ukiwa na more than a 2 million in your account huwa unaangalia watu kando yako unashindwa hawa wanajua nikona 2 million kweli

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

the funniest people are not comedians, it’s the people in the TikTok comment section😭😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being smart is playing dumb

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

As a man the best thing uneza jifunza ealry in life ni accepting rejections, disappointments, na avoiding unnecessary validation from people. Once you master this nothing will shake you.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Getting fly just to go eat, drink, and laugh with the loml is my idea of a good time

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

One thing about this Kanairo,, the more expensive a perfume is, the more likely it is to be fake. I've come to realize that cheaper perfumes often last longer than the expensive ones. Yani Mikora zimeja everywhere.🤦🏽‍♂️

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

A condom would have saved both obado and Sharon . Condoms save lives.

[GR!ZZLY🐻 @Griz_zly8]

dating a woman mwenye haezi afford vitu basic kama fare na airtime huwa so draining mahn.

[Paul K @PaaulK]

Men, I won't tell you everything... 😂

But the best time to start a conversation with a lady in a restaurant is right after she's paid her bill.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Kuna boyz amekua na maskio biggy amenipita nikajua tu huyo anaitwa ear-no

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

Mimi naye I'll marry for love siezianza kumeza mate ya mtu sipendi

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

you can tell who has survived hell by how terrifyingly calm they stay in chaos.

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Nilibuy tissue flani hapo kubwa leo ndio mrembo ananiambia sijui ni kitchen towel si tissue

[Dr Bakari Ngengi @DrBakariNgengi]

@amerix Gym is now a hunting ground for damsels. The way they dress when working out a well functioning man cannot be comfortable.
Wacha nitengeneze yangu ya simiti na chuma.

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Another form of consideration is checking if other people are fine in a picture before posting

[Chinx @justChinks]

Succumbing to peer pressure is a sure sign of a low IQ.