Helen Jenkins

Writer, script editor, lover of cheese in all its forms... Lewis, Vera, Midsomer

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

Bob was complicit in disposing of the body, obvs.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

I assume the finale will reveal that Mack was Molly’s father all along, and that their Dad murdered his wife for insurance (which is how he affords his lifestyle on a part time childcare salary). But I have possibly spent too long writing for Midsomer.

[Guardian TV @guardianTV]

Goodbye Molly and Mack – CBeebies’ most adorable show https://t.co/muBgHbp8c0

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating the one in the highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@benjh65 @acambridgediary I think it’s S staircase on corner of Trinity Lane, opposite Gardies - you can tell from the stone heads. (The head on O staircase wears a hat - this one on S is showing off some curls…!)

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@benjh65 @acambridgediary S staircase? Mine too! Many an essay crisis in that room…

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@eTuesdays Same issue! Were you able to resolve this?

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

Tonight’s Midsomer is written by me. It’s called The Scarecrow Murders and it is, of course, completely bonkers… 8pm ITV.

https://t.co/7haKJDtSad

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

Is there anything more dystopian than watching your 3 year old perform a PCR test on a hand puppet?

[Rachel Waters 💙 @racheljwaters1]

Me at work v @MattHancock at work.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@ParkTheatre Hi! Do you have plans for any more parent & baby performances when your new season starts? Desperate for theatre, but I come with a small sidekick at the moment!

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

So sad to hear that #HolbyCity is ending. A brilliant platform for new talent and a genuine loss to the industry. Perhaps most importantly, it’s the show where I managed to sneak jokes about erectile dysfunction onto pre-watershed BBC1.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@euanagreen @sando_k @MFT_MRI Excellent news!! Congratulations @sando_k

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@Palomafaith Expecting #2 in a few weeks and really appreciate your honesty - we need more of this! Thank you. Hope things get easier for you now tongue tie sorted. X

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

Just a hunch but focussing on enforcement, fines and walks with coffee might distract some people from whether lockdown rules are effective and clear, impact of xmas mixing, borders and quarantine, schools chaos, hungry kids without laptops, and a failed test and trace system.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

@pbowker7 Ooh! Is that on Ocado now?

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

Brilliant human beings. Thank you. 💙

[Richard Schilling @Prof_Schilling]

starting another night on ITU. Great team spirit and always bumping into friends who have also volunteered. Dr Lloyd, world leading echo/imaging specialist this evening working as a nurse assistant with me.

[Helen Jenkins @MsHelenJenkins]

This sounds like an excellent idea!

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Why is NHS being told they can’t allow TV cameras in to show how real and devastating the new surge in Covid really is? We’re on the brink of catastrophe and yet authorities would rather we didn’t know.