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[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@ZeLyNn Thank you 😍

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@ZeLyNn Thank you 😍

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@nomkhaa @p2tp143 @ca2teeporlx Thank you 😍

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@k3n0417 @bnasbb @pankhaa_ Can I get a copy too?

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@bts613ot7 @kokoorecs can I have the link?

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is the scummiest thing I’ve ever seen.

What the actual fuck?

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@jtrebach Excuse me Josh, I don't know what you mean by that but you can always use the bathroom. 🥴

Happy Birthday!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Charles Barkley, everybody!

[ProPublica @propublica]

Doctors at a major US insurance company deny tens of thousands of claims a month without even looking at patients’ files.

“We literally click & submit,” a former Cigna doctor told @ProPublica & @Capitol_Forum. “It takes all of 10 seconds to do 50 at a time.”

The inside story 🧵

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@Neurofourier Do universities count? No masking, no more online classes. You better show up, sick or not. Have seen no communication at all to parents. I do realize they are baby adults but still they should do better.

[Layan Alrahmani, MD, FACOG @DrAlrahmani]

Texas: let’s force people to birth children, then watch them be brutally murdered with legally purchased guns. #ProLifeMyAss is a trending hashtag for good reason.

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

After a 2018 school shooting left 10 people dead, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott called on state lawmakers to consider a “red flag” law.

He backed away from the idea after Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and gun rights activists drew a hard line against it. https://t.co/WqkXGwu9rt

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

EMBARRASSED to have you as Governor.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I'm EMBARRASSED: Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind CALIFORNIA. Let's pick up the pace Texans. @NRA https://t.co/Ry2GInbS1g

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

They've already been bought. Who would trust them anymore.

https://t.co/the1ztTo5K

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

Completely the wrong decision and the reason so many accelerated kids in my district, including my own, end up in the charter schools. @BilldeBlasio https://t.co/5wFfiJajYR

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.

[Definitely Maybe @MsJ_Alexander]

@GregAbbott_TX is an embarrassment to Texas.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

dolly parton didn’t tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour herself a cup of ambition just for you to refuse to take the covid vaccine that she helped fund

[Jacqueline Rutter @jrutter47]

Glad to see @Jeopardy issue an update on the errant #POTS clue. Would be great if @SavannahGuthrie invited @Dysautonomia's experts to @TodayShow to raise awareness about POTS, which is turning up in some COVID patients. https://t.co/YWSObQds9M