Paula Kirjavainen 🌻

“I am not writing a bio” — Dionne Warwick. she/her, SoCal native

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

2020: girl, the pandemic
2021: girl, the variants
2022: girl, the Supreme Court
2023: girl, the strike
2024: girl, so confusing
2025: girl, the tariffs
2026: girl, the recalls

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

This guy nails it. This surveillance technology creates a system of default suspicion, or pre-crime, as he puts it, wherein we are all transformed into perpetual suspects in an infinite open police investigation that never ends.

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@Nationals The guys confusing goat with cow

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

Three years ago it was Barbenheimer. This year get ready for Wickerwulf

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

the "hear me out" crowd is about to have the best time of our lives

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@atrupar It’s full of secrets

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@MylesEhrlich

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

Me trying to avoid my problems

[𓆡 @morgan_twts]

"Plans cancelled"

Introverts:

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@dog_rates

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@HQNewsNow

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@ali_sivi

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@MorePerfectUS

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

As an early bird, I hate this. It should be permanent standard time.

And people will be hating this in the winter when it’s dark until 8a. Good luck wanting to get up when it’s pitch black outside.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The US House has voted to pass a measure to enact year-round Daylight Saving Time across the country, springing Congress forward into an issue that has long stumped lawmakers and spurred impassioned pleas by parents, farmers and others with sharply divergent views. It will now head to the Senate for approval before going to the president for his signature — though its chances in the upper chamber remain unclear. https://t.co/PKUPWY7889

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@offbeatorbit I’m good with mine

[Kaylor Hodges @KaylorHodges]

I find it fascinating that Carli Lloyd is taking the brunt of the criticism over Pulisic when Landon Donovan said the same exact thing.

I'm sure it's nothing.

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

When the car that passed you meets you at the same red light

[Paula Kirjavainen 🌻 @MsPaulalala]

@JFreshHockey The last column especially is giving Key & Peele

[BaconThatBurger @BaconThatBurge1]

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