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Obsessive hand-washer 👏🏻 🧼 who always sweats the small stuff

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

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[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

If one more person starts talking about summer being over I’m going to get violent. Summer doesn’t end until September 21st. You can all still go to the pool and lay out in the sun in September. The world is burning up. Leave your pumpkin propaganda for October

[chase @cfree94]

no i’m OBSESSED with a fast paced, high pressure work environment and i LOVE managing multiple responsibilities at once!!

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@sundancekid2111 @AmericanAir The @nytimes Tripped Up column takes on cases like this.

Email [email protected] and tell them your story!

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@chasedbywasps Tony Orlando

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@lflaieljm "That's our Carmy."

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Yes, I’d like America to win the World Cup. No, I don’t like the idea of them winning and having a giant asterisk next to their title because the president intervened. Yes, I think it’s embarrassing. That is all I have to say on this matter at this current time.

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

big weekend for Taylor Swift and America; two gluttonous titans of yesteryear fully entrenched in their downward slope, loudly demanding the celebration of both their essence and excess while likely lacking the self awareness necessary to course correct in any meaningful way

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I doubt many people are going to read the 55-page report "From Vanity to Insanity: How the White House Cheated the American People Out of Their 250th Birthday" put together by Democratic staff of the House Natural Resources Committee so here's how it ends

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

it’s crazy how you don’t need AI if you’re actually good at anything

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@asmaresists @shannonrwatts The disconnect is truly mind-boggling.

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@Olivia_Reingold I bet they twirl their evil little mustaches every time they log into their Salesforce dashboard.

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@youaremylacy Whitney has been dead for 14 years and would sound better than this currently.

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@dog_rates Justice for Jameson. 💔

[Dia Miller @diandraann]

My biggest sports ick will always be handing the trophy to the owner of the team before the players.

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@BeefyMcSteak @achillghost Funny every time.

[LBD @Ms_LBD]

@boreskes @danarubinstein This is embarrassing. It’s not too late to delete!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.