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Modern day stoic🙃

[✨ @Ms_Lynnnnnn]

Everyday life shows me that i haven't started living yet. How i am yet to have incredible life experiences and go places that used to look unreachable to me.

[Lady Yak 🌪️ @Nisha_Booh]

Can’t no nigga in my past say I be calling him or checking for him. I really leave niggas the fuck alone

[HXRRIS @HarrisHxde]

The amount of work you have to put in just to live an average life is crazy

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

I only took 2 nggas serious my whole life ion be liking nggas they annoy me

[E.M.kariuki @muchogokariuki]

Raila Odinga is not a statesman. He is a career oppositionist who has spent decades packaging personal ambition as national liberation while delivering almost nothing of lasting value to the people he claims to champion.

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

"Si zero seven ni zero one"

[✨ @Ms_Lynnnnnn]

@defcalledLOSO Love to see it❤️

[shwe @calzonefiend]

being 25 is insane because ur planning ur next tattoo and your best friend is getting a PhD and your colleague is getting married next month and ur really, really considering beading as a hobby and all those things are true at the same time

[✨ @Ms_Lynnnnnn]

@Hey__Z Ain’t bad then continues to elaborate the bad parts😭

[✨ @Ms_Lynnnnnn]

@uncle__gabbz At 2 in the AM🌚😭I know one when i see one

[✨ @Ms_Lynnnnnn]

@Sincyyyyy_ @80ssgothic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🦂🌙 @rayeapatra]

a figment of your imagination. I never happened, I don’t exist

[R Vizzle @RickyFromMiami_]

You will literally never hear from me again, and you’ll be lucky to even see me. A master at getting tf on and never looking back. 😂

[. @Dboysback65]

You cannot ignore a question that I ask you, lmao cause I will literally just ask you again.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Watching my phone ring because I’ve tried to think of any reason you’d be calling me, and I can’t find one.😭😭

[Gich:⁠-⁠) @Gichyman]

Finally nimeitwa mbwa.😂

[☥ 444🪬 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

@Kebaso__ I don’t live in rentals like you

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

I’d imagine a small penis is worse