Kyle the UW Toad

U.Washington alum. Player of all the sports, some better than others. If you like NCAA Football talk you’ll enjoy your time here.

[Kyle the UW Toad @MtFuzzmore]

@STLSprtsCntrl Saggese is probably getting play in the outfield given he was out there during later ST games.

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@USABaseball Fire DeRosa and then loosen the fuck up. This team was so unfun and over the top with taking themselves so seriously that it made them a chore to watch.

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@PieGodUW There’s a time that I would have been happy to see this at a stadium and that passed with Whataburgers PE acquisition a few years ago.

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Trying to showcase a work out with somebody who’s skipped every leg day ever is certainly a choice.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

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Drake Maye is pure, unfiltered ass

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The order generation and lesser educated demographics will surely have rational opinions of this halftime show.

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My toddlers assessment of this mornings Olympic viewing:

Women’s downhill: 👍🏻 👍🏻 (there was a helicopter)
Curling: 👍🏻
Hockey: 👍🏻

[Kyle the UW Toad @MtFuzzmore]

My toddlers view of this mornings Olympic events:

Luge: 👎🏻
Women’s ski jumping: 👍🏻

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I hate the term “don’t know ball” but man is it very appropriate to use here.

[D. Orlando Ledbetter @BowTieSportsGuy]

#Falcons’ Kevin Stefanski had a dumpster fire at quarterback in Cleveland -- Baker Mayfield and Deshaun Watson failed, which started a chain reaction to 11 other starters. QB Shedeur Sanders closed out last season with seven starts. https://t.co/nnuXs2ZCbd

[ESPN @espn]

THE HOOSIERS ARE IN COMPLETE CONTROL AGAINST THE DUCKS 🤯

Don't miss the second half of the CFP semifinal on ESPN and the ESPN App 👀

[Kyle the UW Toad @MtFuzzmore]

Announcing this SCREAMS “I was a backup JV punter once, you will respect me”

[Darren Heitner @heitner]

I have been retained as legal counsel for Demond Williams Jr. We have no public comment at this time. Updates will be provided as appropriate.

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Time to change or create some new rules then!

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

The Big Ten ADs held a previously scheduled call today, where Demond Williams' situation was a big topic. Per a source, the Big Ten ADs were unanimous in their support for Washington and "incredulous" at the idea that that the contract can be completely disregarded.

[Kyle the UW Toad @MtFuzzmore]

@PieGodUW They can’t be there because their store opens at 9 and their shift goes until 7.

[Travis @Travis912263788]

@bowdown79 Dude! Your city smells, it's black like 330 days a year and you'll have the highest suicidal rates. You may wanna just shut the hell up.

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@J_Good86 @GlennytheBuck @Zona_Buckeye @FOXSportsKnox Yikes.

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@DanRaley1 *Old man yells at cloud*

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The best Christmas gift my toddler has given me was providing the ability to sleep in today.

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@TheePodcast Also yeah, happy birthday @TheeTedSmith

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@TheePodcast My god this is fucking amazing