me to the waitress after they completely botched my salad order: oh just take it back get rid of it i want this thing out of my sight, i cant even think with this thing around
me 5 minutes later: i think im gonna tell the chef what i really think
Genuinely shocjed my hamburger tweet didn’t get a SINGLE like. It fits my brand prrfectly, it’s exactly wha t a fan of mine would want. The hell are you all following me for