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Ball knower, horrendous bag fumbler, fuck Jerry Jones and Nico Harrison. Now proud Chicagoan

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

United States of Israel, shit is despicable

[President Donald J. Trump @POTUS]

"The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too." –President Donald J. Trump

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

@GrantMa25066011 Suck my butt retard, it’s time to schedule your trans surgery for tomorrow

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

I know Dallas is ass, but just want to say FUCK PHILADELPHIA TRASH ASS FRANCHISE, HOPE YOU ALL SUFFER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

@Clemson_Addict Awww, baby got his little feelings hurt and thinks he can just call me names to make him feel better about the glory days. I breathe this shit fella, my teams have been in the dumps since I’ve been born. Losing to tech in big 2026. Heupel owns dabo anyway bitch boy

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

If this continues I’m gonna be smoking cigs with a 12 pack and some Jack in about 4 hours

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Football is goy slop anyway I don’t care

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Hey buddy, why don’t you go kill yourself. How about that?

[Clemson Addict (6-3, 4-2) @Clemson_Addict]

Tennessse is the legit the only team I ever love seeing South Carolina beat.

Like I hate the gamecocks. But it’s like a family hate. Like there is a common ground of decency there.

I straight up loathe Tennessee and their fans.

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

What was going through my mind 2 years ago

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

#hung problem of the day, all the girls can’t get enough of me

Jk I have a 3 inch smasher. But I put in the best work you’ll ever have
Ladies, my dms are open

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

I regret making this tweet really bad

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Absolutely fucking not

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

I can’t believe these people are fucking real

[Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal]

Trump recycles George W. Bush’s Iraq war WMD propaganda, warning that Iran is planning to strike Europe and the US with nuclear weapons

Many Democrats stood and applauded after staying seated all night

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Anything but properly taxing billionaires

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American.. to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later,, not retire... it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."

[Django Gold @django]

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BITCH SUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU BIG ORANGE PEDOPHILE LMAOOOO

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court just ruled that Trump’s tariffs are illegal. A massive rebuke to this lawless president — and a decision that will make a huge difference for American families who’ve been suffering from higher prices because of his reckless tariff wars.

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Did not see josh pate interviewing an Israeli loving pedophile on his show but here we are

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

President Trump will join the show Sunday

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

In other news, shit from a bear found in woods

[On3 @On3]

Georgia LBs Chris Cole and Darren Ikinnagbon arrested on charges of Reckless Driving and Speeding in Athens…

Details: https://t.co/hbWQs58ZNE

[✧･ﾟslater @poisonouspixies]

kenny omega every two weeks finding new ways to be written off tv

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Yeah, and I attempted to date Sabrina Carpenter. Main difference is I didn’t get in the way of 1000s of people for clout on Instagram just to quit less than 10% into the race

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Jake Bale attempted to lunge an entire 26.2 mile marathon.
He started the challenge doing walking lunges, one rep at a time, but had to stop around mile 2. Even getting that far is impressive, and he called it one of the toughest things he has tried.

via @thelungespecialist

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Tesla collectively received $51 billion in tax breaks, thanks to the Trump and GOP corporate tax cuts signed into law last year.

Together they effectively paid a federal tax rate of 4.9%, according to @iteptweets.

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

The moderate position is that he should be castrated and hanged from his dick

[Jawwwn @Jawwwn]

Palantir CEO Dr. Alex Karp:

“You need a higher purpose, and I think you often need a lower purpose.

@andrewrsorkin: “What’s your lower purpose?”

Karp: “I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us.”

[Coors Light Enjoyer @Muggsyfucks]

Can’t wait to get home after the gym and put on big booty Latina twerking compilation (2011) just to feel something