Stacey Amanda

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

if their work is that important, pay them like their work is that important

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

“Diagnosed” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

I totally felt that 📌

[Stacey Amanda @MuiseStacey]

@DisneyDLV It’s been almost a month and I still don’t have a pumpkin house in my forgotten lands 😭😭 is this a bug that will be fixed soon??

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bodie. He hopes everyone had a delightful #PrideMonth. If your pup celebrated by wearing rainbow or simply loves more than anything else, reply with a pic of them and help us create a megathread of support 🌈🐾

[1 great team - 1 great player @bootcutgenes]

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[emily may @emilykmay]

I just told my husband in a VERY DISTRESSED tone that I stepped on a slug on my way back inside and I was barefoot and traumatized and he said to me

“RODRIGO??? DID YOU STEP ON RODRIGO?”

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

“Quick and easy meal for when you’re feeling lazy!”

Then they chop an onion. Please man.

[The Sims @TheSims]

don't be sheep-ish! tune in tomorrow at 10:00 AM PT 😉

https://t.co/gG1905P33M

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Dying in an ocean as deep as your pockets…in a vessel as tiny as the shanty houses you turned your noses up at….In a darkness as expansive as your ego…going to see the final resting place of the souls whom you disturbed with your curiosity, but they still eagerly welcomed you.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

“I don’t wanna watch this fuckin movie” – me, 45 seconds into a movie that took me an hour to pick

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to hand it over