Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Mum. Gibson Martini lover. (Depending on the day, not necessarily in that order.)

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

@gigaclear What's going on? For weeks we've had nothing but trouble with our internet connection. It drops multiple times a day, for hours at a time. Today, even your live chat is not available. This is NOT the 'fast, reliable full fibre broadband' you advertise

[Joe Oliver @joe_oliver]

Beginning to look as if getting sacked as Home Secretary is a lifestyle choice.

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

@MittenDAmour Ah shit, sorry to hear that (as someone who's suffered with hip problems). So frustrating when you're used to being so active. Sending 💗

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

👏👏👏👏

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This ⬇️

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

@marksandspencer I bloody love it. Bravo!!

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

@RudolphUcker I know, right?!

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

Has it got #pockets tho?

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Adobe demonstrated a digital, interactive dress called ‘Project Primrose’ at its MAX conference on October 10. Research scientist & creator of the dress Christine Dierk modeled the garment, which can refresh its design, color, and animation instantly at the push of a button.

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

Me in the morning

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bear startled by mirror reflection

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Halloween’s started early. Grotesque cunts.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

So to summarise, the Government has just announced plans to scrap the biggest public transport infrastructure project planned for any Northern city, while taking part in its conference in that same city, which its Chancellor chose to travel to by plane. https://t.co/x45OU9DGhu

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I've always loved it when organisations try to use colour to manipulate data and particularly the public's perception of that data.

Take today's WCs performance announcement. Before and after @Ofwat's version and mine after I'd applied a simple traffic lights system.

You decide

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Millfield has an equestrian centre, two recording studios and a clay pigeon shooting range. Stowe has its own golf course. State school kids prefer Portakabins, apparently.

[John Spiers @squeezyjohn]

As I was going to South Mimms
I met a man with seven bins
Each bin had seven sacks
Each sack had seven twats
Each twat sold seven lies
Lies about bins and twats in a sack
This is the story of Rishi Sunak.

#SevenBins #SevenBinsSunak #InactionMan #SunakOut #GeneralElectionNow

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Superb response to odious dinosaur misogynist Peter Hilton in today’s ⁦@thetimes⁩. Particularly for anyone minimising, belittling, disputing or denying women’s testimony of NHS workplace misogyny & assault (& wow they’ve been out in force on here) 👇

[Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr]

One Foot In The Grave: "4291."

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

What Dr Hilton fails to realise is that his letter quietly reveals himself.

He seems angry at lots of women entering his profession.

To his fury, he knows they are there on merit, so his very last crumb of attack is: AND THEY CANT *EVEN* WITHSTAND SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE ACTIONS

[Mama Maloney 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Mumkater]

@shockproofbeats Also: an hour and a half to shower?!?!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

See if you can spot which one of these seagulls is a Tory.