Mumma Maynard

Mum, wife, 9-1-1 dispatcher, ms patient and my husband's everything - true story

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Miss you @therealestging

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Happy birthday @chanellechurchh 😊

[Mayor Carolyn Parrish @carolynhparrish]

Watching CP24 and the info ribbon across the bottom announces all big malls reducing hours from 11:00 to 7:00. What? It’s a response akin to being a little bit pregnant! Close the damn stores. China recovered quickly because of chronic, imposed discipline. Smarten up Canada!

[OPSEU/SEFPO Paramedics & Ambulance Communications @OPSEUAmbDiv]

Yes, they are. Our Dispatchers ARE 1st Responders. Ontario needs to follow suit and recognize them. || 911 SAVES Act to Reclassify 911 Dispatchers as First Responders https://t.co/3hxNMqC9HS

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

@McDonalds kings point plaza - if you can’t fix your display could you at least START GETTING YOUR ORDERS RIGHT? Thank god @TimHortons opened across the street. Signed one pissed customer!

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: this edible ain’t shit!!
me 30 minutes later:

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Grandma Irma surrounded by loving family memories ⁦@therealestging⁩ ⁦@EmmaMaynard77⁩

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Grandma Irma is surrounded with reminders of her loving family ⁦@EmmaMaynard77⁩ ⁦@therealestging⁩

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Izzy the house cat @ grandma Irma’s nursing home ⁦@EmmaMaynard77⁩ ⁦@therealestging⁩

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

I don’t know the exact date Jo-Jos hands were removed in the horrendous attack - but today I remember is gentle nature 💜 @therealestging

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Which one of you wants to lay claim to this? You can also have the ticket I just got for having open liquor in the car. ⁦@therealestging⁩ ⁦@EmmaMaynard77⁩

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

@KingspointMcD another early morning off to a cruddy start - staff are rude, don’t answer when you pull up to the menu, never give your total before you pull up to ??? window and I’m still waiting for a thank you, have a good day or eye contact. Night staff suck. #lostcustoner

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Hi, guys. Imagine if one day you got kicked in the nuts, really hard, on purpose.

You doubled over. Felt the pain. Nearly passed out. Nearly puked.

Then you got kicked again. And again.

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Rough night on the phones and on the road. Take care of yourself friends. ☹️💔👂🏻. #talkaboutit #peersupport #whowillsavethesaviours #hereforyou #itsoktonotbeok

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

@StarbucksCanada if you dont have something to fulfill my mobile order - you should AT LEAST show it out of stock on your app. So disappointed AGAIN

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Another day another dollar #adulting #ifirwasntforthepool #dispatchlife

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

@therealestging happy 18th first day of school 😊

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

I feel you Calvin…

[Mumma Maynard @MummaMaynard]

Signs into twitter to see what the offspring are up to... clearly - important things... @therealestging @EmmaMaynard77 #proudmum #moneydownthedrain https://t.co/PxrWI4LDie

[James Maynard @therealestging]

who would win in a fight

[Liam Kearney @lkearneyvideo]

This made me exceptionally happy.

[James Maynard @therealestging]

BIG MOOD 🔬🎉