AnotherTiredMother

Just Another Tired Mother

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

Just purchased some @Dior Savauge purely because of #JohnnyDepp It smells SO GOOD I might keep it for myself 😂 #Savauge #DiorSauvage #Dior #JD #JohnnyDeppIsInnocent #greatmarketing #JOHNNYDEPPWINS #FathersDay #fathersday2022

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

@JohnnyDeppNFT @DifferentMaddie @BatemansCafe @injured_sole

[Never Fear Truth @JohnnyDeppNFT]

🚀 We are back & giving away a Johnny Depp NFT to celebrate our new followers! 🚀

To enter-

👉 Follow @johnnydeppnft
👉 RT this post
👉 Tag 3x friends in the comments below
��� Join discord at https://t.co/HAziBScZmH

Ends 9th June 2022

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

2.30am - 4.10am is the time to send a loud greeting call across the land to the other 7 month olds, see if any of them are up too & to blow raspberries.
Plllfffgggjjjjggggigggjjj 😝

Attempts to engage the beast in quiet time only encourages it further.

Send help

#parenting

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

You know how pissed off people are about the No 10 parties.

Well the Government has a new Law that means you're not allowed to complain loudly or protest about it.

Today we need to thank the people marching. Trying to ensure the Government can't silence ordinary citizens. 1/2

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

Sorry i immediately unfollowed after following you cause i found out you were an antivaxxer. Will happen again.

[Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123]

I’ve been married so long that keeping my gastrointestinal issues to myself is considered romantic.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

[speed dating]

them: describe yourself in 6 wor—

me: the spaghetti stained tupperware of people

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

next year is 2022 but it's the THIRD installment in the COVID trilogy this is confusing

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

4yo: *passing me empty tape roll*

Me: How have you used all of your tape?

4: I'm decorating the table leg and it's big so it used it all. *sighs* It was hard work!

Me: Yes, Mango wood dining tables can be tricky to customise...

🤷🏻‍♀️#parenting #4yearolds #bespokefurniture #fail

[Mike @Parentpains]

I think I’m finally ready to go out and enjoy the world again

*Turns on the news*

But not today

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

"Don't eat your sock"
"Shoes don't go on hands"
"Sorry we're late, she refused to walk any further as we didn't walk 'the right way'..."
"You are number 35 in the queue"
"We're fully booked"
*Nickleback comes on the radio*
*Baby vomits*
🤦🏻‍♀️Hi Monday🤦🏻‍♀️
#parenting #MondayMotivation

[AnotherTiredMother @Mumsotired]

My 4yo said she was going to do something "sneakretly". OBVIOUSLY I had to then join #twitter to get this important new word out there.
Someone tell the Oxford Dictionary!... Or Susie Dent?
#parenting #motherhood #linguistics