MusyokaNgui

Writer, Journalist.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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The heartbreaking story of Nigeria’s dying President.

#PowerandPlunder13

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MCK CEO David Omwoyo on journalists joinining politics.

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Martin Wachira @Martowachira]

This will be happening on Monday, May 4, at Strathmore University. #WorldPressFreedomDay2026

[Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Authority @EPRA_KE]

Pursuant to Legal Notice No. 70 dated 15th April 2026, the Cabinet Secretary for National Treasury has revised the Value Added Tax rate from 13% to 8%.

[Eric @amerix]

Fuel Costs:

Ethiopia:
Petrol: Sh118
Diesel: Sh135

Rwanda:
P: Sh204
D: Sh195

Uganda:
P: Sh184
D: Sh177

Tanzania:
P: Sh190
D: Sh189

Kenya:
Petrol: Sh206
Diesel: Sh206

Ethiopia is the farthest, landlocked, followed by Rwanda.

Why is Kenya's expensive?

#RejectFuelPrices

[Eric @amerix]

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line.

Ksh 2499.

I still use it.

It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card.

It was preset on the Taifa Tariff.

Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak.

Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate.

At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier.

Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic.

But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99.

I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier.

There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru.

Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop.

A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls.

A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999.

A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499.

Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards.

Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology.

We have come from far!

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@C_NyaKundiH Any accreditation or media training?
@MediaCouncilK

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Tuko kadi hapa NJORO

#TukoKadi

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

I wish hawa wangekua kadi.

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@IEBCKenya

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Voters hawako Nairobi pekee.

Anyway thank you eastlando for joining this paid #TukoKadi gig.

Citizen-led mass voter registration drive will be happening simultaneously in 6 constituencies in Nairobi.

Make your constituency join the gig.

All the 5 Embakasi constituencies have joined this paid gig.

Kibra tuko locked in.

[Dr. Roselyn Akombe @DrRoselynAkombe]

Some countries have the Mafia, in Kenya, the Mafia has a country- to paraphrase CJ Emeritus Willy Mutunga

[Winnie Byanyima @Winnie_Byanyima]

Love is courage and hope. Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

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Vandalism Threatens Power Supply in Kitui County
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