jeff kling

I love you but I’ve chosen dandruff

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For white people it's always I AM NOT A RACIST, not, Damn, I wonder what it's like for people of color.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is no they

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https://t.co/3dK6KKjoAr

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@atrupar Trump: maybe the second amendment crowd can do something about Hillary Clinton (chuckle chuckle)

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@gtconway3d Bro literally suggested the second amendment crowd to do something about Hillary Clinton

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Hey, @Heineken_US @HeinekenSoccer @heineken00mx @DosEquis and all your ad and PR agencies: can we get an official response to these ignorant shit bags?

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@DukeMBB A divided nation rejoices with one voice. You gentlemen had an amazing season, and thank you for it. The haters will be as wrong as they are loud.

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@DukeMBB @MaliqBrown1 Favorite player. And I love them all. Maliq Brown. Favorite. Welcome back, Killa

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@Jaguar Yall taking pumpkin pie latte too far

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Peak pumpkin spiced latte season

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My fat is unionizing

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Please tell me Himesh Patel’s pronouns are Him/Esh

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Checkmate the Volcano needs to be Immodium’s tagline why doesn’t everyone see this

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I have to admit I’m not really into fitness I just like rollerblading because it looks cool

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To the whole Better To Beg Forgiveness Than To Ask Permission Crowd: don’t fucking forget to beg forgiveness

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Yall out here worried about AI my cats just figured out how to open the garage door RUN

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For sale: bracket, somewhat worn

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Why do the English spell tomorrow toumourrouw

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Cheese and crackers is pizza sashimi

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via @NYTimes Wait til they hear about Tik Tok https://t.co/Ku1mJjDJEH

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oh god