Sarah Corlett

In between running for mayor of Amsterdam and training to be Ireland's first astronaut I can be found freelancing in the advertising business.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@janky_jane True story - I have a fur trimmed coat that I thought looked like the one Penny Lane wears in Almost Famous, I wore it greyhound racing once and got called an Albino's Clitoris all night

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@Privium Hi Boris,
We are both Privium members but only I will be traveling with our two young kids on that day. Can I still make use of the priority area at security check? Thanks in advance

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@Privium As a Privium member can I bring my two young kids with me through the priority waiting area to security check? We would then do the normal passport queue together - no iris scan.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

Saw The Courier last night, really enjoyed it, great story that was brilliantly told. Great work @CourierMovie @MrTomOConnor

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

“If God wanted us to cover our nose and mouth, he would have made us that way.” Says a woman with glasses on.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@janky_jane True story - I have a fur trimmed coat that I thought looked like the one Penny Lane wears in Almost Famous, I wore it greyhound racing once and got called an Albino's Clitoris all night

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

Let’s get @stephencorlett off the starting blocks people....

[Old Colfeians RFC @ColfeiansRugby]

#2
“Brains of front-row with skill to touch the ball as well as push”
Clean living banker nicknamed “Cobra”(at the Star of Bengal)
A Deep Voiced Aussie Hooker
Typically confrontational Welshman, burrowed his way into the Kent XV
Skipper with fewer appearances than Halley’s Comet

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

There’s nothing like having to queue outside a shop to make you re-evaluate whether you truly need the shite you were about to buy...

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It means you’re going to lose.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@falinesthoughts @Glen_Hansard Thank you!

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@Glen_Hansard you did two songs in Amsterdam last night without a mic - the second one was Falling Slowly but what was the first one? Amazing show by the way x

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@AnnemiekScholtn @Glen_Hansard Thank you Annemiek!

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@Europcar over three weeks since we returned our rental car and the security deposit is STILL blocked on my card. Please explain.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@easyJet if I don’t use the outbound part of a flight can I still use the return/inbound part?

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@FollowSissyBoy I emailed your customer service over 8 days ago and haven’t received a reply...I then held on the phone for over 10 mins with no answer. Can someone please get back to me? (Ticket 83929) - thank you

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

@easyJet I'm disgusted at your policy of making people pay to rebook a new flight when YOU have changed the original departure time

[Arena Flowers @ArenaFlowers]

Think of a number. Now think of a shape. Now think of an animal. Now get back to work.

[Sarah Corlett @Muzzathon]

That felt like the longest month ever...

[stephen corlett @stephencorlett]

Brilliant to see our @almoseley180 doing his best emperor impression here @Cannes_Lions #180brandorgy https://t.co/je9e1GJxbt