James Bond's Lawyer

Ex-Adani's Main Lawyer. Wannabe Comic. Writer. Crass humour at times. Reader's discretion advised. Follow back rarely for MH reasons it's not you it's me

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

Raj Shamani got surprised in a podcast when the guest told him that Delhi is not a state. Samay Raina thinks being gay is a gender. Less we speak of Beer Biceps better. Only idiots rule the pop culture probly coz they are relentless.

[krsna bantai @krsnabantai]

Only 2 gender 🤷

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@Lightning8403 @TweetinderKaul one's wife means his own

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@lychee_leecher @BoySlopNitro @bhoomeee16 Incels and nothing else https://t.co/KlmoghBxaV

[Nikita Singharia 🍒🤏 @BoySlopNitro]

The urge to put her in hijaab and make 4 babies out of her

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@bandapolice @Uppolice @dgpup @ADGZonPrayagraj @rangechitrakoot What is this proud look. You should hang your head in shame!

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

nlu in every district by 2050

[Jimmy Two Times @mistertwotimes]

theres an nlu in nagpur?????

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

need a woman to marry on the pretext of sex

[Oxidative State @oxidativestate]

Vitamin D should not be called a vitamin, it’s a fucking steroid.
Low levels makes life hell

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

yeh bhaisahab stand up gurleen pannu se likhwate hai aur tweets harsh gujral se

[Amit Tandon @amitandon]

My kids have sent flowers and cake to my wife on Mother's Day and there have been quite a few "Love you" "Thank you " messages being exchanged on the family WhatsApp group among them.
Is it too early for me to point out that they both used my Credit Card?

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@_MahimaYadav_ Share such shiz on WA pls

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

scorpio, marry them already. you're both pathetic.

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@sastaanakin Damn you could spell the word...

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@dex2025_ @keshavbedi @spvaid Is bkl ke hisab se US should not have killed Osama in Afghanistan but rather have collected evidence and show it at non functional UN to prove a diplomatic point.. bus contrarian banana hai aur phir double down karna hai bhale kitne hi chutiye lage

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

when have I become this important that they are tagging me before @Eyal__Weiss

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

by choice.

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

if women are into funny guys then how are Shamik Chakraborty, Rahul Subramaniam and Rohan Joshi single

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@huntheharsh But I thought you were broke mate

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@upwasana Exposed what

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

content creators would copy even their suicide note 😞😞

[Esnupi @sastaanakin]

I once tried journaling but it looked like I was writing a suicide note

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@17Rafale11223 Exactly not the point

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

Indians and their understanding of mental health is in the gutters

[Mouna @kw841]

now his father doesn't have son and have to pay debt alone. really stupid move. cowardly move.

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@PopDrug preferred this over going back home to Trudeau

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@huntheharsh Nobody is worshipping sunil pal mate

[James Bond's Lawyer @MyBossAdani]

@stonksqween But do you take interns