My Munchkins Say

I can't make this up. My munchkins really say this stuff. ReidBrennan 14 JaelynnRoseA 10 JonasEarl 5

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

R: When I drive I gonna steer with one hand.
Jae: I’m gonna use two hands. What about you Jonas?
Jo: I’m gonna drive with my knees.

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

Hey @Disney, Eli Lopez is the best driver for your Magical Express. We are sad to go, but he made it easier.

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Big Brother: Jonas, get down from there! What are you doing, eating candy? #reidbrennan
Jonas jumps off counter and runs out of room looking guilty: No, I was just relaxing. #jonasearl

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Me: I might have to go in a room and be by myself.

#JonasEarl: Me too, I’m going with you.

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4 year old looks out window:
What is that rat doing?
... (Wait, what?!)
Oh, never mind, it’s a squirrel.
#JonasEarl

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Trim dog’s nails: Jonas, look at this piece of his nail.
Jonas: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Let me have it! I have a collection of these.
😳😳

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I don’t like the word panties. #me
What are panties?! #JaelynnRoseA
It’s another word for girls’ underwear.
What? Why?
I know, right?

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Good night Jonas. Love you.
Good night Mama. I’ll see tonight, when it’s dark and I come into your room.
No! Stay in your bed.
But I like to come see you at night.

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“Oh my gosh!” @rachelography
“I’n naked because I was running. Bye!” #JonasEarl

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

I broke the chapstick. I didn’t eat. Well, I eat it a little bit. #JonasEarl

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“Why are you following me?” @rachelography
“Cuz I love you.” #JonasEarl

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“Don’t roll your eyes.” @jeffaupperle
“I’m just itching my eyes with my eyelids.” #JaelynnRoseA

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

Reid stinkered on me! #JaelynnRoseA
Do you know how hard it was for me to hold that in while I was chasing you? #ReidBrennan

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

Jonas, what are you doing?
Getting a bandaid. I hurt my feelings. #JonasEarl

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Hold still, will ya? @rachelography
I’n not Will-ya! I’n Jonas! #JonasEarl

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

You beaudiful Jaewynn. #JonasEarl #JaelynnRoseA

[Rachel Aupperle @rachelography]

Just trying to make my bed and I felt something whiz past the back of my head.
TURKEY! #JonasEarl
He stole sandwich meat from the fridge & chucked it at me. Then he was ticked I would let him eat it off the carpet. #twoyearolds

[My Munchkins Say @MyMunchkinsSay]

@mkauzlarich 😂😂😂

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On my birthday can we dissect owl pellets? #JaelynnRoseA 🦉🎂🎈🎉

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Mama! Reid said if I don't give him some of my money then when I'm older and I come to his house with my kids and husband he won't let us have any food. #JaelynnRoseA #ReidBrennan