Pretty sure Rice Krispies were created to torture caretakers of children. Wet on the table-they are like sticky boogers, after drying-they are permanent adhesive.
Honored to be selected to speak at the @EDLRISU Doctoral Hooding Ceremony tonight. Looking forward to sharing some reflections on what I've learned along the way - grateful for the support of many caring faculty and friends. #indstate#PhD
Just trying to make my bed and I felt something whiz past the back of my head.
TURKEY! #JonasEarl
He stole sandwich meat from the fridge & chucked it at me. Then he was ticked I would let him eat it off the carpet. #twoyearolds
Parents and Friends,
Today would be a good time to wash jackets, hats, backpacks, lunchboxes, etc. Help us fight the spread of influenza! You may want to wipe items with Clorox wipes if washing is not recommended. Help keep all our children (and teachers) healthy!
I'm pretty sure that 11 is the age at which chances greatly increase you are going to vomit in an appropriate receptacle...7 and 1 not so much. #momlife