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Retired freestyler. Taco Enthusiast.

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McDonald’s has three windows now?

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White people love that free piece of bologna at the deli counter

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Just give Batman an Uzi Gotham would be cleaned up in a week

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My heebies are fully jebbied

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I am fully convinced that when I unsubscribe from a company’s email they just wait a few weeks and then start sending me emails again.

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Whenever Kendrick drops

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The hardest part of eating chips right out the bag is having to end on a great chip. Definitely ends up adding 10 extra chips at the end of the run.

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Dear Ads,

Please stop putting doorbell noises in your commercials!

Sincerely,

People who have dogs

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My grass right now :

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Mr. Robot is easily in the top five greatest first seasons of television ever

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@CallawayGolf I bought this Maverick club two years ago and it snaps at the head off a solid strike? What’s the deal here fellas?

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New Year’s Eve glasses manufacturers must’ve loved the year 2000.

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@Tropicana Where do you get the extra pulp from? Do you take the pulp from your “No Pulp” OJ & put that pulp into the “Regular Pulp” OJ thus giving you the “Grovestand Lots of Pulp”?

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@JalynAlves_ I’m calling the police

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@lacroixwater when are you guys gonna drop the 30 rack?

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Italian Corner remains undefeated.

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The leftover broccoli in my fridge watching me grab my three day old Chinese food

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Give it back!!!! #TheOffice

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MOTM III is a perfect conclusion to this trilogy. Acts 1 & 2 show Kid Cudi on trap/modern sounds & Acts 3 & 4 bring the spacey, mellow, & despondent Cudi we all grew to love.

Plus the “to be continued” at the end keeps that door open for more

Thank you @KidCudi for the ride.