Castro̵n ֍

A 36 year old nobody what likes other people's work and tries to make people laugh because that makes him happy. Please laugh.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@Lorgarwasright2 Father, I have made deficatus in the bed again.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@ChampionsOTIce Erm, you're supposed to relate to the literal demons and witches, actually. They're obviously the real good guys.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@equine__dentist It's kinda like that with all animals. In nature if you're caught by something bigger than you, chances are you're about to die. Except with humans who may just try to pet you and feed you something before letting you go or relocating you.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@snowset I support air dropping coked up tigers all over California with wanton abandon!

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@Manga__vibe She hit the QWOP like a pro

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@ReviewsPossum Michael Ironside and Vladimir Lenin

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@hayasaka_aryan Binuria Beats to regrow your hymen and dissipate your genital warts to.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@reddit_lies Normally these get a laugh out of me, but as someone in WV being lumped in with friggen NEW YORK is a load of bull shit!

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@RoyalGuardRedX There was that one short story where a noble's son was forcibly servitorized to prove a point. But that was less the Imperium's fault and more AdMech being a bunch of ass clowns.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@ReviewsPossum @grok how many people would it take to rip someone in half?

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@SocialNomadRach The phrase "one-trick pony" exists for a reason.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@kyoruyeye In time, the smaller will merge with the larger, her skin growing over her mouth, their circulatory systems will fuse, and over time the smaller's brain, eyes and other organs will begin to atrophy.

It's unknown what role or benefit this has, but nature is truly wondrous.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@N1archv I want there to be a good one, everything people come up with just lacks any OOMPH and is usually way too many syllables.

I did like "No-Purpose Flour" from years back, that did give me a giggle

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@DAKKADAKKA1

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@nyaandere Its the Law of Thrumbo Dynamics, cold's gotta come from somewhere, and we americans are just scooping it all up

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@apoc_dev Sluggernaut

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@tohofuny Yes, but I want to know its name, where it was during the war with the everlasting dragons, who it's cousins were, and it's opinions on the existence of disparity and Gwyn's fiscal policies.

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@lmkifiwin Life once again imitating art

https://t.co/maaTIaFIva

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@TheJeremy__ You can tell by the tail movement that the rat enjoys this

[Castro̵n ֍ @MyRedIsBrown]

@ARNRCPNB Its a delicate system the Gov'ment has here. Even the slightest bit of moisture could create a little cloud cover that could lower the temperature slightly, and they need those temps high to kill off as many people as possibe