Typo Queen

get off your elitist dead horse \mm/

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@youcanncallmeAl @HankMcDad @TuckerSparkman @DR0girl @ShittyVibesTM @paytheslacker I keep this on my fridge 💗

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@TuckerSparkman @youcanncallmeAl @HankMcDad @DR0girl @ShittyVibesTM @paytheslacker Hey… still over here existing and shit

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Long time no tweet
Took a guy to his first Um show. His comment afterwards:
“So, did they play 3 songs, or like 20?”

That is all, carry on

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@paytheslacker @DR0girl @ShittyVibes1348 @youcanncallmeAl @UtopianSir @TuckerSparkman @eirametak @taragracerfoto I feel so honored lol. This is awesome. Miss you guys 💕

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@paytheslacker @youcanncallmeAl Duuuuude, I had so many hilarious/wonderful/probably embarrassing shots but I lost almost all of my pictures/videos from before late 2019 😞

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@ShittyVibes1348 @peteforgets @youcanncallmeAl @BaneOfTheWeasel @mdeewayne @TedR14 @Gregrock @Nikres @DR0girl @paytheslacker @sharpndpensel @TuckerSparkman Well...tents ARE hard! And my zipper was stuck, I had to pee and the last thing I wanted was to be like you.

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@ShittyVibes1348 @youcanncallmeAl @BaneOfTheWeasel @mdeewayne @TedR14 @peteforgets @Gregrock @Nikres @DR0girl @paytheslacker @sharpndpensel @TuckerSparkman ::Kelly pisses himself in his tent::
:: ... multiple times::

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@ShittyVibes1348 @youcanncallmeAl @BaneOfTheWeasel @mdeewayne @TedR14 @peteforgets @Gregrock @Nikres @DR0girl @paytheslacker @sharpndpensel @TuckerSparkman More specifically HOW to crawl eluded her 😐

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@ShittyVibes1348 @youcanncallmeAl @BaneOfTheWeasel @mdeewayne @TedR14 @peteforgets @Gregrock @Nikres @DR0girl @paytheslacker @sharpndpensel @TuckerSparkman Incorrect... Allison could not figure out HOW to get into her tent🙃

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@youcanncallmeAl @BaneOfTheWeasel @ShittyVibes1348 @mdeewayne @TedR14 @peteforgets @Gregrock @Nikres @DR0girl @paytheslacker @sharpndpensel @TuckerSparkman #StormAlShitShow my favorite Scamp ever 💖

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Standing in my kitchen alone at 430am eating cereal with my titties out listening to the dead and discussing their lyrics via text to one of the coolest people I know is me actually living my best life 👌

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@youcanncallmeAl @BrodTHEchode69 Had to change the station when I realized how many doggy surgeries they show on that channel, poor puppers was probably traumatized

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@ShittyVibes1348 Uh - huh love you too 🙄

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@youcanncallmeAl @ShittyVibes1348 @ButtersMcGowan @DR0girl @DribblesHansen @eirametak @rawkrestretweet Count on it 👌

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@ShittyVibes1348 @youcanncallmeAl @ButtersMcGowan @DR0girl @DribblesHansen @eirametak @rawkrestretweet You’ll never know now

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@youcanncallmeAl @ShittyVibes1348 @ButtersMcGowan @DR0girl @DribblesHansen @eirametak @rawkrestretweet I love how I never get on Twitter only to get a notification that I’m a lighter stealing bitch whose tweets suck. love y’all too. I WAS gonna give it back but 🤷‍♀️

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@youcanncallmeAl @RiceKristi_ @lindsayclaire awwwe thank you. You’re always so good to me 😭🥰 It’s a great book, hope you like it

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My teenage daughter started a twitter account for all the outlandish conversations we have. Feel free to follow to witness sub-par parenting in real time 🤷‍♀️

[shit my mom says @myhippiemomsaid]

Mom bought board games for the lockdown. One requires we divid into even teams, she said “we can’t play this one correctly because we don’t have a dad.” Life hack laugh the pain away 👌

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They say you choose your family and I’ve chosen mine. I love you guys @youcanncallmeAl @Smellslikephart and you too Kelly you handlesless sack of shit, I love you too.

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Seriously love the shit out of this thing

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So I recently started a hippie dippy woo-woo blog, this week I low-key included my beloved UM light in the background of my photos 😎 bitches gettin that umph whether they want it or not.