Tyne and Wear Ghettro

Real time cancellation updates. Abusive tweets will be tolerated. Live laugh love low rail adhesion! Parody account, Metro apologises

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Our amazing catchphrase.

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@Dan_clarke_01 Metro apologises

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Coming tonight x

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@GrandCancel @LNEFailway @Mrawesome96 @JedKendray @LNER @LumoTravel @GC_Rail @Hull_Trains Not an awesome thing to do for a self-proclaimed awesome dude ^EG

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@GrandCancel With our metros it’ll probably be both ^EG

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

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@PatiSmh @My_Metro Hi Pati, I’d say get the very first metro as the rest of them will probably blow up. Have a fab day ^EG

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How we feel after delaying the introduction of our new trains until Lady Gaga releases her next album

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@SlavicGotham I think it’s because they blocked us ^EG

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Metro does not apologise
This is fucking glorious

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@LNEFailway @My_Metro You rang? ^EG

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@GrandCancel @northernfailway @TPE_Slay @tpenninedistres @LNEFailway Still less than us xxx ^EG

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Ironic

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LMAO the way they turned off replies
anyway yes, why would it not be? ^EG

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@AgentOlThom @My_Metro You know what they say… more commuters more money! ^EG

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Someone doesn’t like Ghettrocars.

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@AliTrains @JoshuaR35073488 You’re not getting our beautiful Metrocars, we need them to break down and fuck our services up ^EG

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@hellboyahr @My_Metro Well, what can I say? Our trains are shit. Metro apologises. ^EG

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Due to a gap in service we have lots of fabulous delays.
Metro apologises

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@every_station Live laugh low rail adhesion ^EG