TransPanini Express

buggering the Pennines since 2017. don’t expect a friendly hello! (parody)

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Hello lads we’re back and better than ever

Jack McQuade has stolen 50 master keys from all of our depots so we’re royally fucked

In other news @LNER are gimps with their 897s we hope they explode 🎉🦆

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DECEMBER TIMETABLE CHANGE

All services will be swapped for class 150/1s from @northernfailway on our west coast corridor with a train every 2 weeks while all other services will be turned into ECS moves for drivers going to party’s and the pub!

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@GrandCancel Striking is so fun!!

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2 years late and counting! The services return to Manchester will also not run! AT^

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@LNEFailway We were on strike you see!

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Alright lads the 1030 Glasgow central-Liverpool lime street is cancelled due to the driver being bloated from fifers force feeding him sheep jobby we actually do apologise for this because it’s fifers fault… AL^

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Alrighty lads already on the grind today at TPE HQ! ^AT

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@Class730Aventra Cheers mate nans at the top of the stairs thinking she’s a chaser

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Been a while I’ve been planning a shite happy new year and all that like ^AT

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Alright everyone? Had my head freezed back again trains are still cancelled! Have a shite day x

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@TMLStudios When is Xbox going to get the astro mega/hanvool pack?

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@ScotRail OH NO

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@WestMidRailway @LastManchester Try me bitch x ^Andrew

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@Imblestt GLESGA

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@Doug_Paulley @northernfailway @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @nationalrailenq @LNER @railandroad @tpenninedistres @TPECancelled @CrossChaos56 @Failsdev @FailsdevUK Make that a quad x ^Andrew

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@ryanhil03427119 @MetrolinkMax Go find your dad xoxoxo your banned from all our services AT^

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@SWTrainspotter So the usual then? ^JD

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⚠️SERVICE DISRUPTION ALERT⚠️

Due to New year's eve, all our staff are on strike whilst they recover from their hangovers.
Anyone seeking transport on our network, please contact @northernfailway for alternative arrangements.