Cross-Chaos Trains

Here at Cross-Chaos trains, we aim to get you to where you need to be while being packed like sardines onto one of our trains for a long time.

(parody/satire)

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

Leaked footage of our headquarters

Sadly due to my mental health and the fact this account is getting spammed with OF bot followers, there will be no more posts for the forseeable future.

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

#Shocking We have an super high 1.4 star rating on Trustpilot! That's even lower than last year!

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

@FailsdevUK Sorry to hear this, hopefully your mental health gets better soon 🙏 ^ JS

[Failsdev Blazingshit @FailsdevUK]

I just thought I'd let you all know that I'm going to be posting a lot less on here and all the other accounts, I've been dealing with some issues with my mental health and I can't keep on top of all this, you're going to have to try travel with some other company.

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

@LumnoFailTravel Good idea! ^ JS

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@LNER Our favourite thing is having off peak tickets 😉 ^ JS

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Turns out some other parodies are now causing drama, no wonder we barely post anymore.

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@GWRHelp Is this account a joke, just like ours? ^ JS

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@RailDeliveryGrp How about getting your shit together and stop destroying the railways! ^ JS

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@CarlLaw49347643 @RailRoadand @StagecoachSE

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@GrandCancel @NootiNoot02 @Sandford_Police We're saddened you're parodying a suicide on the railway. Bit too far this one mate. ^ JS

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@fixnorthernrail He probably thinks Northerns service is good (spoiler it isnt) ^ JS

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@JenOnTheLoo They're a complete idiot from blocking us is all I know. ^ JS

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@Stansted_Exp Our service to Stanstead is better. ^ JS

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@ChaosForWales Nice one luvvy x ^ JS

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@GrandCancel @sinadiattaoff @ArrivaGroup @ChaosForWales @Chilternfails Our electric trains are coming! Just not anytime this millennium. ^ JS

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

We aren't fake, just a parody mocking the service!

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Oh I wonder why, looking at the past few days!

[Thameslink @TLRailUK]

⚠ Due to damage to the overhead electric wires between St Neots and Stevenage, some lines towards Stevenage are blocked.

⏰ Please leave at least 20 minutes extra to complete your journey this afternoon.

ℹ More information to follow.

[Cross-Chaos Trains @CrossChaos56]

Just a reminder there are NO trains on our utter shit network today due to ASLEF strike action. Not like we ran good trains anyway.

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@northernfailway We're thinking about introducing 2 car Turbostar trains on services normally done by Voyagers. ^ JS