MysteryThespian

Unknown mystery. Trying to curse more, to fit in better.

[NeilBryant @NeilEBryant]

Has @RandyRainbow done a Village People "C-Y-A" riff, yet?

[NeilBryant @NeilEBryant]

https://t.co/XzRKKmO7Qy

[Alicia E. Stallings @ae_stallings]

B flat!

[MysteryThespian @MysteryThesp]

@KetchupSnowman When we hit that point, my FIL said, “congratulations. You’re now two of the richest people in America.”

Congratulations.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

You guys... He...he signed *the covers*

[MysteryThespian @MysteryThesp]

@Toonooky Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
The main crew a bit, but the 2 N London thieves. After Kenny takes a shotgun blast, “Kenny, luv! Come back here!”

[Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath]

In case you're wondering:

What happens on a plane full of sick passengers? An aerospace medicine expert explains

https://t.co/uH1TADupFI

[Reproductive Freedom for All @reproforall]

Kavanaugh just referred to birth control as "abortion-inducing drugs," which is not only an anti-science lie, it's an anti-choice extremist phrase that shows that our right to access both abortion and contraception would be in SERIOUS danger if he is confirmed. #StopKavanaugh

[Hal @tlhInganHom]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Doctor Beaker comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
MEEP MEEP MEEP

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

After Fox News were the ones to shame Geoffrey Owens for working at Trader Joe's.....Fox News is now criticizing those who shamed Geoffrey Owens for working at Trader Joe's

[MysteryThespian @MysteryThesp]

@sean_dixon It’s a toss up. I would pepper it with red herrings. But if it is Pence, would he be dumb enough to write in his own voice? Probably. .

[New York Post @nypost]

Rogue goat may have helped dozens of farm animals escape https://t.co/Ean4AnEZuO

[Simon Majumdar @SimonMajumdar]

Reminded of editors sometimes asking for pitches from freelancers to only then hand them to staff writers, I thought I’d share the story of when I called one out.

[Angus Johnston @studentactivism]

Trump admin is trying to deport a toddler from Peru who was adopted by Americans as an infant. Yes, you read that correctly. https://t.co/QPTl62MtWw

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A Boston-area man has been arrested by federal agents in New York after threatening ICE agents on Twitter, a senior law enforcement official says. https://t.co/c20deRuoMQ

[Rupert Read 🌍 🔥 @GreenRupertRead]

BBC Radio wanted to have me on today to debate a climate-denier in the context of the drought/heatwave.
I said NO.
I told them it was a disgrace that they still give climate-deniers airtime at a time like this.
I won’t be part of such charades any longer.
Please RT if you agree.

[Rock the Vote @RockTheVote]

🔥 Top of the Month! Here are the August Primaries 🔥

8/2: Tennessee
8/7: Missouri,Michigan,Kansas & Washington
8/11: Hawaii
8/14: Wisconsin, Minnesota, Connecticut, Vermont
8/21: Wyoming & Alaska
8/28: Florida, Arizona & Oklahoma Primary Runoff Election

GET OUT & VOTE!

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Jared Kushner, who has security clearance, has bought and sold as much as $147 million of real estate and other assets since joining the White House.

But, please, Sarah Sanders, tell us again how all these other guys with security clearance are monetizing their public service.