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the rain in spain falls mainly in the plain | incoming 613/343 resident | 8teen 🏒

[El Borto @bortinez_]

Still no evidence he sold Kirk the fent that killed him. NEXT!

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@Neoncaffeine @futchspock Moby Dick is only words and it’s art. Poetry is only words and it’s art. Art is a series of intentional creative choices that convey emotion. Even written graffiti is art. That isn’t to say it’s inherently GOOD art, just that it is.

[marilyn ♡ @marilynomics]

“Why did you join the army son!”
“TO RAPE, SIR!”

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

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@delightfulnorth @TrueSlazac b-b-based

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@TrueSlazac vaughan is NOT a rural town dawg 😭

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This is the funniest possible outcome. Nobody cares enough to stop his stupid shenanigans and now he’s condemned to waste the next two months of his life arguing that a man dressed as a bin is the “establishment”

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead

"It is a farce and a desperate distraction. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him"

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

up on that stage dressed like colonel homer

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[⸮ @QUEST_FOR_POWER]

videos like these make me so sure that i would be laughing my ass off at charlie chaplin if i lived in the early 20th century

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

parents told me i should email Tarantino and ask to work on his sets for a film job. "even if you're just bringing people their coffee, it's a way in!"

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@SeanMcCarthyCom No it wouldn’t have, the case against Oswald was a slam dunk. Go watch The Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald (1986), comprised of real witness accounts, decided by a really jury who were on the Dallas voter roll in 1963, and represented on both sides by two highly effective lawyers

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

James Gunn was right and David is a great actor for taking direction because this is the scene 😮‍💨🔥

[macrooni 🇺🇸 @VEEPILF]

Rewatching last year’s Federal leader’s english debate and remembering how much Carney just didn’t give a fuck

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@LukeRobertsDick @d_electropolis @VegEBurgr @GunHeritage @Rumialol ok

[t3mple @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

sister i don’t know how to tell you this but the website updated

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@scoobieedoobie @ibxtoycat are you retarded? they were very obviously spending the revenue from minecraft on shit like server upkeep and advertising for other xbox brands (like halo) to diversify their sources of income 💀