Niecy

[Sol ☀️🍳 @sol_boiled_egg]

“SER DUNCAN!!! DON’T JOIN EGG’S KINGSGUARD!!! YOU’LL BETRAY ALL OF YOUR KNIGHTLY VALUES!!! YOU CAN’T DEFEND THE INNOCENT IF YOU ENSLAVE YOURSELF TO A KING!!! YOU’LL BECOME COMPLICIT IN THE EVIL OF YOUR OPPRESSORS!!! REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT ASHFORD AS A HEDGE KNIGHT!!! SER DUNCAN!!”

[uta✖️🌗 @utatsundere]

@Freakyforks @HOWDYBlTCH demonic jacking off rituals

[Niecy @N1273985]

LITERALLY everyone is talking about the only woman here?!?! Yeah she looks weird but are you not hearing what our PRESIDENT IS SAYING?!? "I can do whatever I want, if I want" hello?? We're fucked as a country atp over half the population is mentally challenged

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."

[ash ☼ FORTUNING MY WEAVE @crescentmoontea]

money spread but the money is pigeons and yet, I am still rich

[Maryam @hell_line0]

You mean the Mexico that has a $2 trillion economy, is America's top trading partner, and elected a woman president with a doctorate in energy engineering who served on the Nobel-winning UN climate panel? The Mexico whose scientists helped save the ozone layer, created the key compound in the birth control pill, and patented early color TV? The one with a university since 1551 that abolished slavery 36 years before the US? Yes. That Mexico is rolling out universal healthcare.

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

most men think like this, they’re made to follow orders. so much so, women find it so attractive when a man can intentionally and thoroughly plan things. its where that phrase “turn off my brain” comes from, but people online made it weird like women wanna be infantilized

[BIG JAEL @sullibible]

As long as you separate your paragraphs properly and use punctuation I will read yo fic and give it a fair shake idgaf

[TV Tweets 📺 @TVTweets2026]

And I’ll take it a step further.

If you think #AHS13 is on the same level as the first 3 seasons, I do not trust your judgement or taste.

Even Apocalypse had better storytelling than this and that season was such a mess that they had Kathy Bates playing a robot for some reason.

[Trichotillomaniac @brnagnbstrd]

being 22 and having 30 year olds to look to is a cheat code

[nightMarz🦇🍉 @marzmadethis]

-cracked his tailbone during barn stunt
-sugar glass cut his forehead and made him bleed
-covid exposure via drool directly in the mouth
-almost crushed by blood sand bag

they were trying to kill austin abrams on that set dude

[Kuro 🖤 @kuuroishi]

@ShakeelHashim

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole

[akilhenrymusic.bsky.social @akilhenrymusic]

I might get killed for this, but Abbott Elementary, Superstore, My Wife and Kids, Fresh Prince, Brooklyn 99, Modern Family, The Office US and Kim’s Convenience are ALL better than Friends lol

[M-Jay🪅🍉 @Jamesoflife]

Oh Uloma, you’ll forever be famous