Deanna Sortino

Notre Dame Lover and Observer of All Things Hilarious

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

When @Starbucks doesn’t put the top on your hot water correctly and it spills out and burns your hand. $25 compensation for this?? I’m permanently scarred! Let me pour boiling hot water on one of your hands for $25.

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

Reviewing our projects from @adobe artist @Magdiellop and Temi Coker wearing my new @adobemax T-shirt. #AdobeEduCreative Lesson here: https://t.co/guEqgwtwlf

[Aray Michael Aromaz @ArayAromaz]

@johnlegend @staceyabrams How could we forget these ladies: "This is unprecedented in an election year! From the pole to the polls. Two Atlanta filmmakers and several dancers from local strip clubs teamed up to tell people to “Get Your Booty to the Poll”
Quoted by @Cleavon_MD
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[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

Who did all the AMAZING collage motion graphics on @Showtime #LoveFraud opening ??? I’m obsessed!!! And I fucking love Carla. #dateafarmer

[Fourth @abachmanIV]

@themarcusharvey @DalenSpratt @JuwanMass #spirituallytransmitteddisease #demonicsspeaklatin #humantriggerobject #natedogg #timbs #ghostbrothersghostingout #cadaverdog #certifiedghostbros #stampedhaunted #gotyourbacklikeabrastrap

[Fourth @abachmanIV]

@themarcusharvey @DalenSpratt @JuwanMass ghost bros, we have to be your biggest fans...weekly zoom meetings to watch your episodes. There are tons of haunted spots in the SW suburbs of Chicago. We would love to host you guys on one of your adventures! #gangstaboo #popthattrunk

[District 219 @NTHSD219]

The Illinois Art Education Association awarded Niles West: Art Education Program of the Year, PA Ford the Art/Design Administrator of the Year & Deanna Sortino the Secondary Art Educator of the Year. Congratulations on your excellence!

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

The three women I admire most in life are @HillaryClinton @ruthbadergins and @SieglerKelly . #coldjustice

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

Our high school dance company banquet was canceled due to Covid, so we decided to celebrate another way! Remember to stay positive and DANCE! https://t.co/WSTzbCKPHj @Meghan_Trainor @jimmyfallon @somegoodnews @TheEllenShow

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

@consmcchill I’m going to get back into backgammon.

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

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Really bummed we couldn’t attend the Steve Irwin Gala in LA this year. So instead we made this supplemental video to @RobertIrwin video! He’s the greatest human being alive! We love you and thanks for making us laugh! @somegoodnews

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

End result: a credit to @Airbnb and I never want to book here again!? They were horrible to me! Waited 5 hours for a solution and still don’t have anywhere to stay! Will never book here again! It’s a scam @Airbnb

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

We’re getting kicked out of @Airbnb and they’re customer service has not helped! We’ve been waiting 2.5 hours for a response! Sharida was horrible to us! They don’t have supervisors!? They gave us a booking no longer available! Where is Janinine!?

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

Life finds a way....so does Lexi, Dr Grant and Ellie Sattler! #JurassicWorldLiveTour #lifefindsaway #dinodecoder #moredirt #geniethegenius #dinointernship #everydoctorknowskarate @LauraDern @GalleryAriana

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

We gonna win. None shall pass @1irishchocolate @GAMoons @bhaydon5 #goirish #tommoneybags #BeatGeorgia

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

Double ice.

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

@bhaydon5 , you got iced!!! @SmirnoffUS #goirish @GAMoons

[Deanna Sortino @NDeezNuts]

@GAMoons wasn’t iced...Tom Moneybags was. #firsticingoftheday #yougoticed @SmirnoffUS #goirish

[Irish Spring @IrishSpring]

Hey @universityofga - Heard you were out of stock in Athens, GA. We're sending a little luck your way. 🍀 Hoping for a good, clean game tomorrow! 🧼 #NDvsUGA 🏈