K.

D-tier Twitter lawyer. I am the only true leftist. Public Defenders are braver than the troops. Never been Mad Online; I am the one who cobs.

[K. @NKSlyder]

What are we overreacting about today?

[K. @NKSlyder]

.@MGPforCongress you going to do something about this?

[Reuters @Reuters]

Sea otters at the Seattle Aquarium are snacking on soccer-themed ice treats in celebration of Seattle hosting World Cup matches https://t.co/oyEhUJB5f6

[K. @NKSlyder]

@willmenaker Discount Marie gluesenkamp with grating Midwest nice accent. She’s unstoppable

[K. @NKSlyder]

@Halalcoholism Offsides rule is annoying. There should be zones like in hockey. It’s boring watching teams like Spain push with their defensive lines to trigger offsides traps which negate otherwise exciting transition plays.

[K. @NKSlyder]

Not even 2 years ago, MAGA had every popular podcast host riding for them. You guys are not going to win the midterms with Walter jr as your ace in the hole

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA.

California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud.

EXPOSE IT ALL.

[K. @NKSlyder]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray Mr. Laurie sir, question for you: was the lupus episode a wink and a nod to the internet memes? Or did the writers simply realize that lupus always came up in the differential diagnosis scenes?

[K. @NKSlyder]

@Stizmaster @SamSeder mcConnell’s senate didn’t refuse to confirm they refused to hold a hearing.

Some suggested that merrick garland should have simply started showing up for work. Argue the senate waived advice and consent. Hard to argue that’s a worse option than doing literally nothing

[K. @NKSlyder]

@EmmaVigeland

[K. @NKSlyder]

Places like Alaska and Hawaii are excellent choices to run to if you have warrants, probation violations, etc. because they are so remote that your home state won’t bother spending the money and resources to extradite you

[Joe @electionsjoe]

How the hell is Alaska a high crime state? Are people stealing each other's fish or something?

[K. @NKSlyder]

@DanCrenshawTX Who is this even for bro. You lost your primary

[K. @NKSlyder]

> Hired a guy to work at his venture capital firm whose sole qualification was killing a homeless black man on the subway

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

What could it be, what could the cause be. Unfortunately, we'll never know. It'll be a mystery, like Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster.

[K. @NKSlyder]

POV I am recording important events as they are happening

[Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold]

Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.

[K. @NKSlyder]

IDK what they are cooking in the virginia state democratic party but between Louise and that AG who said he fantasized about k*lling the GOP speaker of the house I think they're on to something

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

THANK YOU VIRGINIA!

[K. @NKSlyder]

Don’t you guys always say that the United States is a republic not a democracy

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Democrats have just voted to end democracy under the guise that other states do it too

Agreed

You're all fascists

[K. @NKSlyder]

@michaelpleahy @ASFleischman You are a moron. “Anonymous” doesn’t mean “imaginary.” The will be IDed in discovery and if anyone of them proves even remotely credible then the case will be sunk

[K. @NKSlyder]

This man is going to be the first person to ever die of complications from two fake illnesses

[Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller]

We figured out that dad has a psych med induced neurological injury, and has been suffering from akathisia. It’s been 6 years since any psych medications. Last summer his symptoms started, after a flare up likely induced by mold (CIRS) and stress. It was complicated by pneumonia and associated sepsis a month later. It’s been horrible. Neurological injuries from psych meds are far more common than people know. I made this video to explain what they are and what akathisia is because they’re not talked about enough, they’re misdiagnosed, nearly impossible to treat, and hidden by the pharmaceutical industry. I don’t plan on making another update about my dad, it stresses my family out, and myself, and there’s nothing more to say about it until things get better. I will be jumping up and down about psych med injury awareness from now on as it’s impacted my health as well, and is devastating. Prayers are appreciated still.

[K. @NKSlyder]

Just imagining how crazy it would have been if Obama tweeted “praise be to allah” on Easter morning in any context

[K. @NKSlyder]

Don’t voter shame me pwease I am just a smol bean

[K. @NKSlyder]

Trump attacked Iran in his FIRST TERM. Also bombed Syria, Yemen, and Somalia, libya, Pakistan.

If that’s your metric for “no new wars” then Obama and biden would also clear that incredibly low bar.

So yes jimmy you are stupid

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

@them_damn_eggs @thatkeaton well, he had a track record of not starting new wars unlike every president in my lifetime, what you’re doing is voter shaming citizens who are desperate for someone to be different.

Tell me who you voted for so then we could all call you stupid as well

[K. @NKSlyder]

@frontierism Every bit with this kid was hilarious. The scene where he saves sheriff Joe and becomes a Kyle rittenhouse rightwing micro celebrity was the hardest I’ve laughed in a theater in years.

[K. @NKSlyder]

It's so cathartic to watch this cop put on the mendacious "oh gee I don't know" routine during cross because it's how they're programmed to respond to defense counsel, but it utterly falls apart when the line of questioning is "Is afroman having sex with your wife?"

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

Afroman Day 2: Deputy claims Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife has caused him “tremendous pain” as grounds for defamation.

Day 2 of the Afroman defamation case has begun, and Randolph L. Walters, Jr. testified that Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife caused him “tremendous pain.”

Walters Jr. also stated that being labeled a “thief” has hurt his reputation.

So far, all the deputies have claimed they do not believe everything they hear or see on the internet and that they have all been called names unrelated to Afroman’s songs.

So many good clips 🤣