Nickelodeon™

🥊🥊🥊punchline 🥊 🥊 🥊

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

driving a tesla in the snow aka the electric slide

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

@youwerethdevil i don’t have it bad/down right iconic

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

i just want ethel cain to eat me

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

give me biblically accurate mike wazowski

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

ANNE HATHAWAY 🥵

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

i now pronouns you they and them. you may do a little dance or a jig

[lamps @layumps]

isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

@kevinabstract I DONT BELIEVE U

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[Ashley Gavin @AshGavs]

help im at a jewish wedding do mascs wear yarmulkes????

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

how i’m tryna be this spooky season

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

i saw a girl sitting in the passenger seat scratching the back of her boyfriend’s head while he drove and it reminded me that driving off the road and into a pole is always an option

[trash jones @jzux]

you’re not in your “silly goose era” you are having a manic episode

[clintoris @clintoris]

Sexting like “Likewise 😳”

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

“may the force be with you”

“and also with you”

[Brooks Brother @brooks_tall]

He's a 7, but he ate 9

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

MacBooks are too expensive for this shit to be always breathing this heavy

[Nickelodeon™ @NMFLifts]

why can’t we just call the vice president the president’s henchman