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Tweeting? More like 'squawking.' Rescued by NPR staffers, glad to be alive. All opinions are meaningless BECAUSE I'M A CHICKEN. I mean, seriously, people.

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@corinnesusan @HollyEdgell Never forget.

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Just because.

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@the_sy_guy Like a persistent fungus, I was never really gone!

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Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Or perhaps they're not. What do I know? I'm a CHICKEN.

[Miles Rodrigo @MilesRodrigo1]

Our grandchildren will ask us where we were when the great Chicken War of 2019 began. #ChickenSandwichTwitter

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This is like asking me whether Grandpa or Aunt June tasted better.

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Presenting USA TODAY's Chicken Sandwich bracket. Who deserves to rule the roost as home to the best chicken sandwich? Cast your votes! https://t.co/O8yoFV14ll

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This is WRONG on WRONG on WRONG.

[Kristi King @kingWTOP]

Picking up supplies for a taste test later on 103.5FM of the KFC Cheetos Sandwich @WTOP

[Kelsey Proud @KelseyProud]

Reminder: I'm hiring! Apply to be @wamu885's new Part-Time Web Producer (or spread the word)

Bring your internet + social + journalism smarts and I'll bring my investment in *your* success as well as *ours.*

Apply: https://t.co/Ab2jtZHne0
#mediadiversity #journojobs #pubmedia

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Some of you have asked how I feel about the whole Cohen/fried chicken thing, and I have to say I have no comment because I'm still sitting Shiva.

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Replay of today's Kentucky Derby: https://t.co/bk9bQY6l3K

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You know what I haven't seen on #GameofThrones ? Chickens. Not one chicken, and we know how to stick 'em with the pointy end, too.

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Very, very conflicted here

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

I haven't been posting much this week because I'm catching up on work stuff that I put off for, I dunno, the whole winter. But we'll be sharing more pupdates soon! In the meantime, here's the full chicken-training story from 2017. xo https://t.co/ktUXqqKayT

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Imagine this, @KelseyProud , only with chickens.

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There's really nothing better than approximately 15 absolutely adorable children suddenly flooding into your office super excited to look out your window. Sorry - no photo. I was too excited.

Oh, BTW, it's #bringyourchildtoworkday at @wamu885

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I got stories.

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This woman is doing the Lord's work.

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

Just knocked on my neighbor’s door to inform them that a suspicious possum was trying to murder their chickens, and:
1) no I never thought I would use those words in a sentence together
2) yes San Diego is kinda weird
3) I feel like I’m on my way to becoming the next Ace Ventura

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@JacobFenston @tyronefoto ALBUMEN ABUSER

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@JacobFenston @tyronefoto NO I AM A D-LIST CELEBRITY CHICKEN AND YOU ARE AN EGG SQUISHER

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@JacobFenston @tyronefoto YOU INHUMAN MONSTER

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OH MY GOD THERE GOES AUNT NORMA AND UNCLE JIM AND MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART VERONICA https://t.co/8mUszfvROk

[Jacob Fenston @JacobFenston]

Styrofoam is terrible for the environment. But does it protect eggs better? Some Maryland lawmakers said so, during debate about banning foam in the state. @tyronefoto and I conducted a highly scientific experiment to find the answer. The results were ... messy.

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For the record, they don't make chickens at the "chicken plant." https://t.co/1P0Cf4eRfZ