Melia Stuppy

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I don't have a 5 year plan but I have a list of about a dozen puppies I want to own and their names, does that count for anything?

[Leyla Balimtas @leylabalimtas]

How do I get the job of ensuring Champ and Major Biden make it to the White House safely and have all the toys and cozy blankies they need

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I’ve waited so long to get to see Maryland be obliterated in a football game. The new normal is the old normal 😍 🙄

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

To celebrate #InternationalDogDay, we want to make a thread of 100,000 dogs. We have all trained for this. Please reply with your dog pics ❤️

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

Today marks 6 years with @industrydive! I’m so grateful to work with people who appreciate new ideas, cooking contests, Hawaiian shirts, Harry Potter obsessions, talking about cheese, and hard work. Thanks @ryanwillumson for believing in me from Day 1. Season 7 is about to be 🔥.

[Christopher Keelty (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @keeltyc]

** I HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE THE POST OFFICE **

YOUNG PEOPLE: Call your grandparents and ask if they got the card you sent.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT SEND A CARD.

When they say no, you sound very sad. "Oh, that's too bad. I heard that Trump was really underfunding the post office."

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I’ll take the blame for wreaking havoc with the “state of pickles” surveys of 2016/17, but I do feel like we are overdue for a follow-up so we can get the opinions of the 100ish employees we’ve added since then...😈

[Sean Griffey @seangriffey]

I've been silently proud of the resiliency of the Industry Dive team and business in the face of a pandemic.

But I've grown to realize that someone could effectively shut us down by hacking into our Slack and posting innocent polls on feelings towards pickles and Oxford commas.

[Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1]

Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect you from coronavirus yes, but they also protect you from running into people you know in public. Add sunglasses and you are literally in disguise. It’s safe to do anything, anywhere, even in your hometown. This is my dream

[Muriel Bowser @MurielBowser]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I know I’m about 7 years behind schedule but I just finished Breaking Bad and my emotions are flying around like the pizza Walt threw on the roof!!! 🤯

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I have been desperately searching the internet for dumbbells so I can stop using wine bottles and 30-racks of Bud Light for workouts (not because it’s trashy but because my supply is dwindling), and the closest thing I can find is a $72 canvas print of dumbbells on wayfair 🙃

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I officially felt my first earthquake since moving to California. Am I supposed to get a special badge or something for this or...?

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

@thaiphi_le Can we get a Zoom meeting confetti cannon?

[jenny questell @jennyismessy]

Please do not quote Dumbledore, another very ineffective leader who did not provide key information, at this time.

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

FYI are y’all aware that the cherry blossoms come back every year? If I can wait 365 days to see Maryland basketball break my heart in a national tournament, you can google a picture of DC in springtime and wait it out too

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

This was a weird week that felt like 3 months and I have to say, I’m grateful for the work @industrydive is doing and the people I get to do that work with. My team did amazing things amidst the chaos, the most important of them being yesterday’s all-hands crazy hat happy hour.

[Melia Stuppy @stupcake]

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m actually devastated my dentist appointment got cancelled this week because I’ve actually been flossing daily for 6 months straight and I wanted to see the look on my dentist’s face when I didn’t have to lie about it.