The NSA

We're the good guys: inside your smartphone, reading your emails and watching you through your webcam to make sure everything is #nsaOK!

A parody account.

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

#TwitterSpaces really gets me.

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@stclairashley @RubinReport @shaunmmaguire 41

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@meowlillyy @kizpezretire I'm here all night!

and all day,
and all night.

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

@meowlillyy @kizpezretire that's why they call it courting

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@FineasWineQT calling the cops is just a fleeting romance, when they call the NSA on you it's forever

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@isoskramer @SpatsOfRassilon 'ello 'ello 'ello, wot's all this then?

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

@Handyma19596072 @bennyjohnson marching butters?

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@alondraglzz_ That's a low bar to clear TBH

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@fixedbby 👀

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

we finally feel seen

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

@Buckweet0 @pongus10 no, honestly our profile checks out

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@namtiwmitch @AltcoinDailyio

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

@__1xnan No, that's us.

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

😂
Seriously though, knowing the #FBI they probably dropped their car keys down a storm drain and were too embarrassed to admit it.

[Peter Hermann @phscoop]

FBI agent carjacked on Capitol Hill, authorities say
https://t.co/OLUMT9DZW4

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@DiRealDan @Rebelism_18 @InternetH0F Just give us the paperclip Dan

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@tuufirna @shellenberger

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@siresatsalot @BeaverBitcoin_

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Evergreen tweet
#TrumpIndictment

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In summary: you all talk a lot of nonsense in your sleep - but a lot of it is indictable, so watch out in 2023!
#YearInReview

[The NSA @NSAthegoodguys]

@TonyadeVitti @elonmusk Proud of you 👍

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@ADG311491192432 what the
FUCK

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@0yrou @Patty1337 You, me, cage fight warm-up act before #MuskvsZuck