ColB

[Fleet Complete Ltd @FleetCompleteUK]

It might be snowing in Stranraer but our engineers are still out working ! #wecometoyou

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@McDonaldsUK Should your Aircharge points be working in Stockport, Wellington Road? Don't seem to.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

I can't believe #Mourinho blames the FA because #Shrek went and got pissed on #England duty. Duty of care? He's nearly bleeding 30 you twat.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

Wow, the acting in the UK version of #PawPatrol is dreadful.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

#USA #Trump #LaughingStock

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

Holy shit, #TWD. You're the one show that consistently shocks and horrifies me. Keep it up.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

#CharlieAustin goes down quicker than a Hooker with a crack habit #MCFC

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

So disappointing #Rummenigge has become such a whining hypocrite in his later years. Shame he didnt have 'Moral Reservations' on tax evasion

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@XSManchester Tell your traffic bloke that Deansgate ISN'T okay, it's bloody awful.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

I love the #ChrisEvans #Radio2 #breakfastshow but man it plays some crap music.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

Given alleged simplicity and stability of the #iOS env my friends with #Apple devices have more issues with OS updates than #Android friends

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

You never know what you're going to get at #LIDL Deanrow Road. Constantly regular stuff missing from the shelves. #Annoying

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@HistoryInPix @rickygervais Are you sure that's not Sinead O'connor with hair?

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@EE Are 0333 numbers covered by inclusive minutes?

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@bbcradio2 Simon, you might have it all wrong about Gary. Maybe it's a msg TO Suzanna telling her that HE'S still ironing.

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

Have you managed to play any Genesis since doing the #FootballSocial @Jim_Bob

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@Mr_Jimbob Are you contractually obliged not to reveal your footy allegiance on Legends show? Us former XFM listeners know anyway, of course

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@PoliceKnutsford I saw somebody being arrested at the entrance to Tatton Park about an hour ago. Are you able to say what happened? #nosey

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

@Paul_Lake for #MOTD - Very knowledgeable and talks so much sense #Lakey4MOTD

[ColB @NWBlueMan]

Come on @Microsoft. I didn't ask for #Windows10 so why is it installing itself over my Win7 without even prompting me?