Joey Tribbiani

Soapie nominated DOOL star, handsome man who is about to enter. How you doin'? Yeah the Knicks rule all!

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Vell Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here! ♫ All you vant is a dingle, what you envy's a SCHWANG! ♫ #broadwayHIT

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

@Monkey_lover up for some warm milk and Excedrin PM?? #NapPartners4life

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

Best cheesecake ever @BakeryMamas Chicago, Illinois! Life tip: always carry a fork in your pocket #2015yearofJOEY

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

Summer yet? I want to sit on the Mr. Beaumont and have me a beer on the port side! For all you non-sailors, thats the RIGHT side. #SailerJoe

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

@pennjillette I finished the V volume and saved up $50, can I get another encyclopedia? I think I want J for JOEY.

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

Well yeah, of course I can dance.

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Joey and Food 😂👏

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I know @GO4Everyone is a huge star, but he's SPITTIN ALL OVER ME MAN.

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

Anyone getting #married and need a ministainer? That's minister plus entertainer, cause I'm Joey Tribbiani and I'll marry you right now!

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

Who is this Gandoldof party guy? What the hell is a Gandalf? No I didn't read Lord of the Rings in high school, I had sex in high school!

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ALL seasons on @netflix you know what that means right? I'M BACK BABY!

[Joey Tribbiani @NYKnicksRuleAll]

@monkey_lover you've been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners? #dointoomuch ! Haven't you ever been unemployed? Sabbatical...?

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@pardonthepun I think you got the "moo" point. Good job!

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@monkey_lover Oh yeah, RED ROSS!

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@chandlermbing The ad was too expensive or I would have added "no dehydrating fruit"

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WANTED: FEMALE ROOMMATE, NON-SMOKER, NON-UGLY.

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Acting tip: Smell the fart! You have so many lines to learn so fast, you need a minute! Just take this big pause where you look all intense.

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When I fought crimes as Mac Machiavelli, my partner was a computerized-humanoid-electronically-enhanced-secret-enforcer, or CHEESE! How cool

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Of course people will think I own a Porsche because I'm wearing the clothes. Only an idiot would wear the clothes without the car! ...