Nicholas DeSimone

when I grow up i want to be a robot

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@CodifyBaseball One player must get addicted to Marlboro reds a season and it can't be a member of the bullpen.

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@realDonaldTrump Please save the Yankees. It's time.

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@AmericanAir hello American Airlines. You've treated my good friend Cody, a true tested navy sailor, poorly and I demand this be addressed. You have 4 hours before I leave 1 star reviews on Google wherever I can find them.

[Goku @Goku]

Just received word from King Kai. Legendary manga creator and the father of Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama, has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@ercthesloth Stop taking about Neil diamond like this immediately

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@ercthesloth ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Congrats on the communism

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@ercthesloth Who was Pasquale referencing?

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

Good evening #sports

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

Aaron Judge is now the MLB single season leader in homeruns*

*of all players who can still wear hats

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Aaron Judge hit 62 home runs

6 x 2 = 12

Tom Brady wears 12

Tom Brady got divorced today

Coincidence? I think not.

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@gmahrer Good evening

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@twitter please explain why

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

This is the only correct thing ever posted to on twitter

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Every male who grew up watching DBZ wishes they could become a Super Saiyan and if they say otherwise they are FUCKING LYING.

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@thalia_dangelo @jules_pedersen Good morning @kar1memaybe

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@kar1memaybe @Jpicachu11 And we're back #juliasboob

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

🦍🦍🦍🦍

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

💩@BCG💩

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

You have 48 hours to meet the attached list or else you will receive at least one 1/5 star google review

[Nicholas DeSimone @N_DeSimoner]

@AmericanAir hello you betrayed my friend @adriiiaaannaaa and canceled her flight after she boarded. I demand retribution or you will receive a 1/5 star review on google