If you've never seen someone attempt to use music theory to explain how syncopation leaves you vulnerable to demonic possession, you're in for a real treat:
Drives into petrol station.
Drives to pump 4.
Fills up car and checks it’s pump 4.
Walks into petrol station to pay for pump 4.
Thinks to self:
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
Cashier: What pump number?
Me: