Bobe

It's all a bit shit, isn't it?

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@Smith_WessonInc 500 every time, surely, go heavy or go home.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@takuro_onishi The Prodigy - Music for the Jilted Generation.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@almurray @theatresevern Great show, thank you for a brilliant evening!

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

I don't know whether Stockport was heavily bombed during the war, but it could certainly do with it now.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@pollutedJ_ Cheers mon. How's tricks?

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@CarlClux I'm just home from Leeds, got drunk on the train and carrying on with a few liveners at home. You?

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

OK, let's see if the retard I dispatched from carriage 1 to 2 in under 4 minutes gets off here.

[Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef]

If you're looking to disinfect your home during the pandemic, just play Fleetwood Mac really loud every day. Nothing would want to live through that and it will probably kill itself.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

I've just shown my disgust at the Mersey Ferries service by doing coke in their toilet and then ruining it (Code brown trap two).

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

Stood waiting to be served at a busy bar, rolling a note in my fingers from habit. Yeah, I should probably stop doing that.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@CarlClux In another dimension, at least that's how it feels.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

My utter contempt for "Pub golf wankers" cannot be underestimated.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@DreadPirateNXN Anyway, how are you? Still hating "civilization" with the rest of us l trust?

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

I'm fucking outraged, some cunt is using the pub shit house for actually having a shit, thus preventing me from having a line.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

@DreadPirateNXN I am and need to get on here more.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

Funny that I feel a sense of guilt when actually occupying a pub shitter to have a shit, as opposed to when I'm occupying it to do coke, no guilt then.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

Kicking an errant child in my new local boozer is probably the best thing that'll happen to me today.

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

I just cleared a fancy dress party by turning up as a member of the IRA. What have you losers done tonight?

[Bobe @Na95Nick]

Coppers shouldn't be allowed to use normal pubs. It ruins my joire de vivre... or summat. Fuck em. Load of cunts...