Naboth Chumbe

Certified Procurement Practitioner

[Chumbe039 @chumbe039]

Never take your position for granted and never let any favors you receive go to your head.

[Chumbe039 @chumbe039]

Your honesty is likely to offend people;

it is much more prudent to tailor your words, telling people what they want to hear rather than the coarse and ugly truth of what you feel or think.

[︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka @MaryKwamboks]

Sifuna asking “na nikifikia uko mbele niangalie nyuma niwakose?” might be the greatest quote 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

“Yeye ni Mamba Mslow, ako na PHD but Hajatuelewa” – Sifuna slams Ruto during Linda Mwananchi rally at Jacaranda Grounds.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

The world is chaotic,the country is cooked;Mtu asikudanganyeeti unaeza avoid kushikwa na makarao ama kufanya makosa.Sahii hata kukuna isundi na kumusa ni makosa kubwa sana.
Kwa ufupi nasema make sure in your circle you have an hommie who is a Lawyer,police officer,mwizi na Ngombe (politician).Mambo ya kujuana na Daktari labda wakati unataka kutoa mimba.

[Chumbe039 @chumbe039]

Sad: I'm told my njugu plug Arthemon Yamuremye left yesterday for Burundi.
How did we get here?

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

20 years ago on my way home a short skinny young man was hiding behind some bushes near my gate I wanted to call the neighbors to arrest him, I thought he was a thief ,I did not . That young man has today sent me 3k for fuel, thank you my son in law.

[Chumbe039 @chumbe039]

Today I was in Utawala for my cousin's pass out, Ile vumbi iko iyo Mata, wacha tuu. Wacha Kwanza nipitie Kwa mama, ginger na ndimu mara hiyo!

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Client ameitiwa demio ya 2014 na 450k negotiable huko kangundo road akaniwacha nikijiongelesha juu namuuzia 600k ya 2013. Unajua kwanini nacheka? Ujuaji mtapunguza aki.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Safaricom has started paying shareholders its final Sh46.08 billion dividend ahead of the official September 4 payment date, giving investors early access to the telecoms giant's record payout. Source: Business Daily

If under 35, you don't need to live off investment income yet. This means every single shilling you get in dividends should go straight back into buying more shares.

When you reinvest dividends, you buy more shares.

More shares mean higher dividends next year.

Higher dividends mean even more shares.

This is the magic of compounding. Start it in your 20's or early 30's, and it becomes a monster by the time you're 45.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Coparenting dads hawaonangi sunday ikifika wapewe mtoto akimbie fast food joints akasunde machipo na soda alafu akapeleke bouncing castle karukeruke and count that as parenting haha.

[Chumbe039 @chumbe039]

In my childhood hood, Sunday kama Leo ningekuwa nafuata band ya Cheptais ama kipsis SA, jeshi la wokovu was a vibe and I hope it's still the same.
@BCherich even went ahead to enroll for trombone classes.

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Are you looking to sell your car ?

Are you in distress and need money asap from your car ? We can take off the burden from you (Sana Sana hizi ndio tunataka)

Are you looking for a car to buy and need help sourcing?

Reach out on 0705150821

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Shida ya single mothers sasa ni mkikosana anaenda na watoto yake. Hajali uliuza shamba ndio ulipe schoolfees private school,unawachangwa ukifanya ile kwa chemistry tuliita effervesence,yani unatoa bubbles namna atari sana bwana. Do not! Apana jaribu iyo kitu!

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

What are suitable investments for a civil servant who can spare Ksh 5,000/month? 🧶

There are best low-to-medium risk options in Kenya today:

1. Money Market Funds (MMF)

Best for beginners: Average is 9.20% gross, top performers 10.89% gross. Net after 15% withholding tax = ∼7.7% - 9.4%

Top 5 in the last 3 months:

- Cytonn MMF: 11.08%
- Nabo Africa: 10.89%
- Faulu: 10.84%
- Arvocap: 10.62%
- Enwealth: 10.61%

T-Bill comparison: 91-day 8.77%, 182-day 8.95%, 364-day 9.03%

So top MMFs are beating T-Bills right now. >>

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Financial freedom isn't about buying luxury things; it’s about getting to a point where your assets can fund your lifestyle, so you’re working because you want to, not because you have to.

Start with setting up basic structures -

1. Track your expenses for at least one month. You can’t fix what you don’t understand.

2. Build an emergency fund of at least three months of regular living costs. That’s your safety net. >>

[Naboth Chumbe @NabothChumbe]

You can't talk to me about furniture, I have not eaten 🤣🤣🤣

[Abedinecoh Musau @AbedinecohM]

“There is something called prioritisation. You can't tell me about furniture when I haven't eaten.” — Sifuna
A simple message: address the basic needs first.

[Abedinecoh Musau @AbedinecohM]

“There is something called prioritisation. You can't tell me about furniture when I haven't eaten.” — Sifuna
A simple message: address the basic needs first.

[OSORO. @Osoro20Fred]

This was the day, I started supporting this man sifuna, listen keenly we have a president here with us

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Na Ali called upon the brutal Eagle Squad.

A squad that was made up of stone cold killers who had just broken local & international news by gunning down Nairobi's Most Wanted Robber in a hail of 50+ bullets- Mr Simon Matheri.