Alex Neagu

[Alex Neagu @Nahggz]

I think corn making it that far without getting digested is the 8th wonder of the world

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

i always liked how kanye would use kid cudi as an instrument and not really as a person

[Elijah Taylor @ElijahRTaylor]

No disrespect, we worried about this country post Joe Biden, but what is our plan post LeBron James? This shit is deeply troubling.

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Easiest Murr punishment

[Black Leon Kennedy 🇫🇷 @easymoneydarien]

son MISSED a clutch FG and then hit the Lebron Celebration LMFAO TAKE HIS SCHOLARSHIP AWAY

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

Said i would give her that good mythical in the morning but she’s not rhetty to link…

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

crouch like a gargoyle and wash my wife’s hair

[Bob Dylan @youngsinaatrra]

my hardest fits have not been documented

[Alex Neagu @Nahggz]

Cleaning the inside of your car is so de-stressing

[Rizz Madlisa @FixxTheDJango]

Belongs on a beat hoe

[da3mmms @ithinkhername]

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it now.

[Alex Neagu @Nahggz]

Give this man some space 🤣🤣🤣

[J🐐 @SixersJustin]

Eric Gordon shortly talks about his new team

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

used to think gods name was howard bc of the lord’s prayer. our father who art in heaven howard be thy name

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

thanks mom

[LANGSTON @ NYFF64 @WuLangCIan]

Probably a top 5 worst sentence ever said by a human being

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant