Narkval

Twitch Affiliate variety streamer. Reptile Fan. Pancake's Mom. Content Creator for @ValkyrieLLC.

[Narkval @Narkval]

UPDATED Weekly Streaming Schedule:

MON: 9am-1pm
TUE: OFF
WED: 9am-1pm
THU: OFF
FRI: 9am-1pm
SAT: 9am-1pm
SUN: OFF
(All times are in Pacific Time)

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@MWrayth @skeletons_twin Exactly. I count 15, meaning 30 deviled eggs. Easy peasy

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@FadeLessHD YO IS THAT BUTTER ON IT?? 😍

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@skulcat

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@StunGeezy I... I'm a lady 😍 WHY HELLO THERE

[Sherbs is a Thicc Boi. @TheSherbs]

Tonight, myself and @RayApollo are back samplin beer and having a great time. Ray will get loud, I will get dunked on, and we’ll drink some beer, it is Batch #1 was BETTER after all. We will be going live broadly AROUND 7:30p central (if you know you know.) #twitch #craftbeer

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@eltheegirl I believe the term is "celluLIT" 😎

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@Mazards10 @ValkyrieLLC WELCOME, FAM!!! 😍🙌

[Mazards @Mazards_]

Still can't believe I got accepted onto the @ValkyrieLLC team! Super excited to work with this amazing organization and with these even more awesome members!!! ahYUUUUUUUUR BAYBEE!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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@EverybodyPoopsA (Potentially TMI and involves poop talk, but you know how I am, so fair warning 😅)

I ate elotes about a week before I went to NY. Arrived, did my business, and found out that the elotes traveled 3 time zones with me in my GI tract 😂

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@AjaxStudy Haha thanks!! I'm almost positive this was the biggest fluke I've caught yet. A healthy 20 inch with plenty of meat for solid cooking!! 🙌

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Get you someone who can bring home the fish AND put food on the table. 😎

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@TheSherbs DOOD, it is CRAZY how much a change in location (plus a much needed vacation) will do to one's health!! 🤯 This legit happened last year, so I'm REALLY hoping we get another miraculous recovery this time around too 🙏

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@MWrayth COME 'N GIT IT

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@deviantdreamerz No waaaaaay! I'm even on your side of the time zone too! 😅

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@EmoFatGuy Pics or it didn't happen

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Thanks to @Brackit_ & @gambitetiquette for having me! It was an absolute pleasure! 🙌

[Brackit @Brackit_]

We had a very fun live bracket topic on yesterday's stream with @gambitetiquette and @Narkval 💙

"Which endangered species would you save?" #TwitchStreaming
Click the link below to watch the vid! 👇
https://t.co/hDRS0HdowB

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@PowMeowx Thanks 😂 It definitely doesn't help that I'm younger too, so I'm not considered a "priority", but such is the way of American healthcare these days 🙃

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PCP: Your lab results came in. I would like you to go see a specialist.
Me: Okay. *calls to schedule with specialist*
Specialist: Sure, we can see you. Our first available appointment is in October.
Me:

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@em25205 Jfc 6 appointments a MONTH!! 💀

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@HobbieJacob

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Me, seeing a shark next to me in the shallows: OMG A SHARK!! 😍
Also me, realizing afterwards I probably shouldn't yell SHARK at a crowded beach in the middle of #SharkWeek: