Narrated Elon

Highly professional newsroom dedicated to reporting the activity of the CEO of Twitter

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Elon Musk posts through it.

[Ian 🐳 @fischerville]

Dear @elonmusk: the latest update to Twitter iOS introduced a bug. The app no longer retains my preference for when i want to see the algorithm-manipulated timeline (never) and defaults me back there several times a day.

Yours sincerely,
Fischerville

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https://t.co/MGwEl4fbNl

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12 months ago, I was Person of the Year

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Elon Musk becomes wistful for a time when he was more respected.

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https://t.co/R4OOQz9UCg

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@ElGrecoSF And you have tiny testicles!

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Elon Musk asserts that tweeter ElGrecoSF has small testicles.

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https://t.co/Mcdng7ppVw

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Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video.

Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.

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Elon Musk delivers a feature that prominently displays the ratio of people who have seen your tweets to those who like them.

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https://t.co/MM5bPtjkPI

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@SenatorTester @SenatorSinema But shouldn’t there be some funding in this bill to secure US borders, given that we are spending tens of billions to secure the borders of other countries?

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Elon Musk promotes Republican Party talking points.

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Elon Musk pays $8 to get verified on twitter dot com.

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https://t.co/ptpDhxJEMX

[Safety @Safety]

Should we have a policy preventing the creation of or use of existing accounts for the main purpose of advertising other social media platforms?

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Elon Musk snorts a line of coke and tweets a poll from the Twitter Safety account.

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https://t.co/xEsLTberNr

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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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Elon Musk polls on whether he should quit his job at Twitter.

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https://t.co/drbpBKCmu4

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@TheQuartering @levie Policy will be adjusted to suspending accounts only when that account’s *primary* purpose is promotion of competitors, which essentially falls under the no spam rule

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Elon Musk institutes a tremendously stupid new rule, and bans Paul Graham for criticizing it.

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https://t.co/eYF7DBYhkA

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@BillyM2k Paul’s account will be restored shortly

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https://t.co/rYcTFZ5Abv

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At World Cup right now

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According to a novel definition of doxxing, Elon Musk doxxes himself. His real-time location is at Lusail Stadium in Qatar.