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[martini @NatMartin615]

steve kornacki got pulled out of his hibernation for this

[martini @NatMartin615]

@thesophmonster5 You should be their influencers

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Oh

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[martini @NatMartin615]

@MaryRouse They’re saying it probably got moved around by glaciers/avalanches and stuff

[martini @NatMartin615]

Please I NEED someone to talk about this with

[Live Science @LiveScience]

British explorer Sandy Irvine's foot discovered 100 years after he vanished on Everest https://t.co/LBYdEijKej

[martini @NatMartin615]

This is the only way one of my cats will drink

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

drinks at the club getting so expensive i'm about to get on the floor and start doing this

[martini @NatMartin615]

@thesophmonster5 Please. I need to know what happens.

[martini @NatMartin615]

Checking up on my old flings through their arrest records

[martini @NatMartin615]

This is my love language btw

[martini @NatMartin615]

Growing up I thought people throwing up on planes would be a much more frequent problem than it is

[emily june @emilyjune_]

she knows

[martini @NatMartin615]

@thesophmonster5

[martini @NatMartin615]

As soon as strobe lights come on I’m suddenly concerned I developed epilepsy overnight

[martini @NatMartin615]

Gonna become the most insufferable tech bro you know

[martini @NatMartin615]

@thesophmonster5 This just made me realize I hadn’t changed it in 5 years

[martini @NatMartin615]

Apparantly brining wine to an lsu tailgate is “big 10 behavior”??

[martini @NatMartin615]

I’m living in a nightmare (heard my cat throw up and now can’t find it)