Ami

I promise you I’m just here to laugh 🙃

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

@TfL hi I’ve lost my Oyster card but it’s unregistered. I have 10 out of 12 digits (the last 2 don’t come on the receipt). How can I recover and transfer the season ticket I have on it in the quickest way possible ?

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

@SENESERAT Hey I just need one. How much?

[john pork. @boujeebx]

the fact that common mcdonald’s is now the price of a cheeky nandos, is grounds for nuking the UK as a whole

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

when you realize you shoulda bought a house in 2008 instead of fucking around in 2nd grade

[t @tiannelisex]

the fact that they’re going to have to do this all over again in like 10-15 years, just wasting everybody’s money

[JH.🇯🇲🇨🇺 @JH_747_]

So apparently I’ve ruined Christmas because I called my uncle a big belly bitch 🙄🙄

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

Sometimes knowing too much can make you an eediat

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Emmitt Till spirit bout to beat yall ass out yall sleep, cause wtf yall talking bout

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

how old were u when u found out that the irish potato famine wasn’t a famine at all and it was just the british stealing all their food

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

I swear it costs to breathe in London #CostOfLivingCrisis

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

No matter the weather condition @tfl stays making me late for work but if I buy a car you’ll now charge me for clean air and congestion…make it make sense 🙄

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

Why am I paying over £3000 a year for a service that doesn’t work half the time? #TfL …it’s actually a piss poor service

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

@elizalou_ @TfL They’re just being lazy. Any underground station can do it

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

Not me waiting 30mins for a train for it to terminate 4 stops later! Not impressed #trainstrike #tfl

[Ami @NataThaFirst]

Ngl I’m ready to strike from paying for TfL because this is getting ridiculous! Prices sky high and I have to be late to work every other week? #trainstrike #TfL

[shōgun @Piphism]

Old man just walked in here and said “Do me a favor… if it rains this weekend try not to get wet because sugar melts” SOMEBODY COME GET THEY GRANDDAD BEFORE HE GET FU-