Natalie Wisby

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How to sleep in this heat:
1. NO
2. why is everything sticking to everything else
3. Opening the windows does nothing
4. This is a nightmare

[Natalie Wisby @NatalieWisby]

Doris 😍

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I agree, Donald. You and Boris Johnson are "very much aligned." You're both populist, nationalist zealots who refuse to apologise for your homophobia, sexism and Islamophobia.

[Jason Arnopp 💥 @JasonArnopp]

Good morning. Here’s Motley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee with a political declaration.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People suffer from mental illness in every other country on earth; people play video games in virtually every other country on earth.

The difference is the guns.

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

SHOOTER: I was inspired by trump.

MEDIA: what could have caused this?

SHOOTER: look at this cool photo of the word “trump” spelled out in firearms

MEDIA: he probably played too much fortnite

SHOOTER: it’s like trump said, Hispanics are invading us

MEDIA: we may never know

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Now let’s make sure Boris Johnson & Brexit go down togther.

#FuckBoris #FuckBrexit

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I got big D's 2020 campaign song right here. (Apologies to the Jonas Brothers.) 👏🏼🍭👏🏼🍭👏🏼

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

A great day for English cricket. The 5th time England has won a World Cup title and a first for the budding men's team! You go boys! #CWC19Final

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

If there was a film about a crazy guy who believed he was President, and this was his big speech, shouted naked in WallMart to laughing shoppers, your script editor would say: too nuts.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, if you were triggered by the UK ambassador’s comments, you’re gonna do your nut when you find out what @BorisJohnson said about you
(Projection location: Big Ben)

[Natalie Wisby @NatalieWisby]

Wait, so we are covering our WHOLE BODY with make up now?!

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

My new @kkwbeauty Body Collection launches TOMORROW at 12pm pst at https://t.co/aIjp1MBlpZ #kkwbeauty ✨

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Donald Trump says Sadiq Khan is a "disaster" because of violent crime rates in London.

Here's how London's homicide rate compares to US cities. https://t.co/hqhoMfboIx

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Boris Johnson says with a straight face he will "unite this country and unite this society".

The same man who described black people as "piccaninnies", mocked Muslim women as "bank robbers" and peddled lies throughout the referendum.

Britain deserves so much better than this.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

It's the small things like a giant penis mown into a field on the Stansted flightpath that give me hope. Well done, Britain.
https://t.co/NrZrvhKimc

[Brad Betts @870South]

If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

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