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Chapstick is the most important thing to me in this world. (she/her)

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

why am I talking ab some stranger’s obnoxiously orange SUV like I don’t drive an obnoxiously blue SUV

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@cheerUPDATES @BradTeague @ucabears So the literal most involved student organization on campus is gone?? This is a stupid, careless, incompassionate decision. You paying back everyone who already bought their flights and hotels because you can’t be bothered to make other accommodations??

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

A year ago, I wrote about a 93-year-old woman who fell behind on her property taxes. So the government seized her home, sold it—and *kept the profit.*

The Supreme Court has agreed to hear her case. But there are many stories like hers, and they'll shock you. A thread.

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

People who let their text messages pile up like emails give me second hand anxiety.

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

mimir should be a customizable accessory, don’t even try to change my mind 🤷🏻‍♀️ #ragnarok

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@davidhogg111 the replies on this thread just show me no one in the 65+ demographic ever learned to properly read tables & other forms of data

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@coolmathgame_ I

[Limericking @Limericking]

There was an old flute from the past
That no one remembered; at last,
It surfaced one day
For Lizzo to play,
And racistly, some were aghast.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

As you may have heard The James Webb Space Telescope will be releasing "data from its first five targets" on Tuesday. I'm no astronomer but here's what I've gathered about what that means, and what we'll see.

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@abbyblay_ @no1biskystan ok reddit

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@no1biskystan @abbyblay_ oh the ANGST I somehow managed to emit inside the bright yellow walls of my bedroom

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

y’all always askin “what’s the first concert u saw,” “what’s ur very first memory”
My memory is def Not A Timeline and more like a Very Opaque Very Full Grab-Bag which could give u a cool prize or also a rattlesnake so ur guess is as good as mine friend 🤷🏻‍♀️

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

And this is why I do what I do.

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

So, because I'm thinking about it tonight, I wanted to explain what I mean when I say "if you let police break everything, you need public defenders to fix everything." I wanted to give y'all some shocking facts (with receipts) so we can get fired up together.

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

Christian men adding “brother” after saying “I love you” to their male friends so it’s not ~gAaAaAaAy~

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

This isn't just an outrage, it would be a death sentence for those who experience an ectopic pregnancy.

An ectopic pregnancy can be deadly for the pregnant person — and not to mention they are fatal for the fetus. This cannot become law — people will die.
https://t.co/LXBvNSXXYG

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

me: *performs every form of self care imaginable to reduce anxiety*

Also me: *drinks 5 cups of coffee before the clock hits PM*

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

@HalfEatenDanish Honestly go for it, it’s worth it for the graphics and lighting alone IMO. Andy’s barely slept since it dropped 😹

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

I got through all of last year, and I'm here!

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

people who fully stop at a yield sign when there’s no traffic to yield to< stubbing my toe to holy hell

[tosh @NatashaKenzie]

just heard a woman say that another person dressing up as King Tut for Halloween is “cheating” because he’s already Egyptian sooooooooooo that makes perfect sense right??🤔