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the lorax

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@catinwool @genmon Wow your computer program can combine words from a rhyming dictionary into spell-check-approved sentences containing disembodied metaphors that don’t make sense (that’s not what a lark is, why are you dreaming after the coffee maker starts and before you start dancing)

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@JunkScience Die

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@KamalaHarris Permanent loser

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@ASL_Liberty Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@nlyonne @britmarling Disappointing.

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@RiotFest This is a Rilo Kiley concert with openers for me

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

There is only one good True Crime podcast.

[Criminal @CriminalShow]

"The government lawyers took the position that the US Constitution does not apply to Guantanamo. We can do whatever we want to these refugees. We can be arbitrary. We can be capricious. We can even be cruel. That’s a quote in the court record." This week: https://t.co/W2sudzguzF

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@ShouldHavePetu Be ashamed of yourself

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@AldMattMartin Thank god someone is defending Chicagoans from cafes, take-out restaurants, and convenience stores 🫡

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Anyway, as ever, I’m fine with literally anything climate protesters do

[Driving Is a Sin @Driving_Is_Sin]

It’s so dispiriting walking down American streets. I’m just so annoyed that we did it this way. Cars, big cars, moving fast everywhere you turn, or moving slow and honking. We could have nice places to stroll and enjoy the streets. Instead we made them miserable.

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@jenuhh124 Yes we should treat every aggressive, speeding driver the same way we treat ambulances. PULL OVER, EVERYONE, or Jenna will be late for work!!!

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

@VanyaWright @zballyn @slutriarch Vocal fry is what some voices sound like. Male and female. The sensitivity of your delicate ears is your own problem.

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

I have always said this.

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

🎵 hit that floor
keep that score
love what it loves
dream about me 🎵

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

There’s a lot of bad things that can happen to you in America that you can do little or nothing to prevent. But you can avoid being the first person to die in this dumbass tunnel.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

it’s hilarious how the city of Las Vegas’ response to “what if there’s a crash/fire and people need to escape?”

is just “sorry, private tunnel, not our problem lol”

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

sign unclear

[a 🐿 @azchristohell]

I’ll drink to that